Jake Humphreys

[Overton @overton_news]

WHOA: Bill Maher looks JD Vance dead in the eye and says his “vote is in play” for 2028.

Maher openly admitted to Vance that if socialists take over the Democratic Party, he’s likely voting for him or Rubio.

MAHER: “Like, if this is where the Democratic Party is going, where this Democratic socialist, this obsession with Israel, with the Jew hating, they don’t believe in capitalism, no prisons...”

“If this is where they’re going, my vote is in play.”

VANCE: “Okay, I like to hear that.”

MAHER: “It actually always has been. Every year, I don’t make my decision by who has an R or a D, I actually always came to the conclusion that the Democrat was probably better and voted for them.”

“And Trump can’t run again and he’d be a little too exciting for me anyway.”

“So it’s either going to be you or Rubio.”

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Edward Norton talking to himself at the USA-Türkiye game 😅

[TV News Now @TVNewsNow]

Scott Jennings just CALLED OUT CNN for not putting the gas price tracker onscreen now that prices are falling: “We don’t run the price tracker onscreen any more for a reason. It’s because it’s a non-story!”

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 JUST IN — REP. BYRON DONALDS DROPS THE MIC:

"President Obama opened up his Presidential Library in Chicago."

"You needed an ID to attend the event!"

"So if you're going to show up for President Obama's library, you got to present a photo ID to gain access to that event, but to vote in our elections, you don't have to do that? That makes no sense!"

"It's crazy and it's STUPID. And so the United States Senate has a responsibility to open up that floor. You Senate procedure actually have a debate."

"You have a filibuster debate. If Bernie Sanders wants to hold the floor of the U.S. Senate for six months, let him. Go ahead!"

[Justin Ray @JustinRayGolf]

Keith Mitchell: 70-70-70-70

He is the only player to shoot four rounds of even par in U.S. Open history.

On the same week he became the only player to have a U.S. Open round with a sub-30 nine (29) & nine-hole score of 40 or worse (41).

[Scott Jennings @ScottJenningsKY]

Big news last night on CNN! I learned that for 1.6 billion years, algae was completely undefeated in warm stagnant pools...until Obama personally cured it with "science."

You really do learn something new every day. 🤣

[Golf Channel @GolfChannel]

🚨BUCKLE UP: Players in the field just received a text from the USGA.

Instead of 10 1/2 on the Stimp that was used on Thursday and Friday, they are upping the speed to 11 on the Stimp.

The USGA is telling the players to expect firmer and faster conditions Saturday and Sunday.

[Jamie Kennedy @jamierkennedy]

He is NOT the best golfer in the world.

But he may be the best interview.

A 3-minute highlight of Harry Higgs U.S. Open press conference.

[MAZE @mazemoore]

Today Obama praised people for attempting to stop ICE from doing its job.

When he was running for President in 2008 Obama slammed Bush for not doing more to stop illegal immigration.

The Divider In Chief is such a fraud.

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Ryan, if President Trump went to an LSU game the entire stadium would give him a standing ovation. Does this make LSU, your alma mater, the worst fan base in sports? Thanks, bud.

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

Sunny Hostin: "Most undocumented immigrants pay more taxes than anyone and they are five times less likely to commit crimes than Americans."

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

Liberal after Trump restored the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool: "I hate that I like it"

"I thought it was a stupid idea... but It actually looks... It makes the reflection look extraordinarily prominent in a way it did not look before."

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Anyone else who’s trying to do bird noises should give it up

This kid is already the GOAT

[WWG1WGA 🇺🇸♥️ @WWG1WGA301]

🚨 ALERT: In a bombshell interview, Senator John Fetterman goes Nuclear on Democrats, “I checked where gas was a gallon, two years ago in 24 and it was around $3.60-3.65 a gallon, and the world wasn’t on fire... And you know, I don’t remember any Democrats complaining about it.”

[Sports on Prime @SportsonPrime]

Dale Jr. remembers his friend Kyle Busch.

[Laura Powell @LauraPowellEsq]

When asked about the possibility of ending up with two Republican candidates for governor and no Democrats, Gavin Newsom responded:

“We all have agencies. We can shape the future… I don’t anticipate this need to be the case, but there is a ‘break the glass scenario.’ There’s many people that have a deep understanding of what it would look like if Democrats were locked out, and we’re going to do everything to make sure that doesn’t happen. I’ll leave it there.”

It would be nice if he gave a hint about what lengths he intends to go to in order to ensure a Democrat wins. 🤨

[War Correspondent @warDaniel47]

🚨 JUST IN: Tim Burchett with the HILARIOUS RESPONSE after Bernie Sanders opposed the SAVE America Act by saying, "I don't know how to get my birth certificate!"

"If you don't know the Google search, Bernie, that's G double O G L E. If you'll click it and then type in, after you get it up at the top, 'how to get a birth certificate in New York.'" 🤣

"And guess what? It popped right up!"

"The vital records department. And then you just scroll down and it says birth certificate, oddly enough. Crazy talk."

"And then I clicked on that and it went through what you need to do. And then you can even use your credit card, which I'm sure you as a capitalist will have a credit card."

"Or if you don't, I'm sure one of your many staffers will have that. And all you got to do is fill it out. And dadgum, guess what? They'll mail it to you, Bernie. It's crazy talk."

"Or they can, I think they can even send one to you online. I mean, it's just incredible. I was perplexed on this whole issue that we were causing great consternation on you."

"So I would encourage you to do that, Bernie. If you don't know how to do that, ask one of your many staffers and I'm sure they will assist you."

"It's a very simple process, Senator. And there's no reason that you don't get in line with about 85% of your constituents that think you, in fact, should be an American citizen to vote and show proof of that with a birth certificate!"

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

Funny

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 NOW: President Trump just posted this BANGER of Greg Gutfeld mic dropping Jessica Tarlov!

TARLOV: Trump made $3 billion in a YEAR!

GUTFELD: "I know this is going to blow your mind. He was a BILLIONAIRE and a businessman before he was president, unlike Obama! [...] A DEMOCRAT gets into power and then GETS rich. Trump WAS rich before he got there and he's actually making LESS money!"

"So your OBSESSION over his 'profiting' is a DELUSION!"

🔥🔥🔥

[SaltyGoat @SaltyGoat17]

Make sure to drop this in the comments section of the next Democrat you see crying about the "unfair redistricting" by Republicans...