Jake Keegan

[Premier League @premierleague]

Premier League Player of the Season.
Man Utd Player of the Season.
FWA Footballer of the Year.
PFA Players’ Player of the Year.

The 2025-26 season belongs to Bruno Fernandes.

[Cillian @CilComLFC]

🇮🇪 Irish politician Ken O’Flynn just went NUCLEAR on the Irish Government:

“You blame Trump for everything, but he doesn’t run this Country. YOU introduced the Carbon Tax. YOU turned the Army on the people. If any of you have a backbone, vote to collapse this Government.”

🔥🔥

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

⏪ Two years ago today...

@AmadDiallo_19 gave us goosebumps! 🤩

[Premier League @premierleague]

Man Utd's monthly award winners in October 🤩

🏃‍♂️ @EASPORTSFC Player = Bryan Mbeumo
👔 @BarclaysFooty Manager = Ruben Amorim

[Rogér @UTDRoger_]

Troy Deeney: “If I was Fernandez (the captain) I’d wait till he comes back and first I’d smash him. I’d be like This is Man United”

I agree with him, Ganarcho lacks respect for the club.

[MUFC Tickets/Home/Away/Banter @jay1smiling]

What a buzzing night #EuropaLeague #BilbaoUnited #bruno

[Stretford Paddock @StretfordPaddck]

Amad out for the season
Licha out for the season
Mainoo out for weeks
13th in the Premier League
No money to sign players
Staff losing their jobs every week
Strikers that can’t score goals
Owners charging £66 a ticket

Life as a United fan in 2025.

[Adam @AdamJoseph]

Manchester United did not play today, meanwhile Newcastle were thrashed 4-1 by Bournemouth at home, Liverpool won 2-0 away to Brentford, Arsenal had a controversial 2-2 draw vs Aston Villa.

Instead, let's talk about Marcus Rashford & that'll get you some attention. Have shame.

[Daniel Hogan @DanHoganMufc]

This was our cup final mate, Oh we won that one too!

[Stretford Paddock @StretfordPaddck]

Us after watching Rúben Amorim batter City (with a completely different and arguably better team than ours) 😍🇵🇹

#MUFC

[Scott Patterson @R_o_M]

For someone as fast as Dalot is, this is unbelievable. He can see his man. He can anticipate that a cross is going to come in. I can’t get my head around what he’s doing here.

[☈ッ @TheFergusonWay]

GOAT ❤️

[The Life Of Brian @DaytrippingRed]

Some shrewd transfer business

An epic promo with some sensational metaphors

The greatest shirt we’ve seen in years

These INEOS bastards have sucked us all right back in

Manchester United 0 - 1 Fulham

Pereira ‘89

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🇦🇷 Pep Guardiola: “Lisandro Martínez is top 5 centre-backs in the world”.

“He made the difference on this game by playing passes through our defence”.

[Jake Keegan @Jake_Keegan99]

@Dardar_byrne God forbid men have hobbies

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

You couldn't have scored five goals when we all triple captained you in FPL last week you big giant freak.

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

He’s done more in a month than those vile bastards have done in 20 years..

[AndyMk_83 @AndyMk_83]

Why the fuck do I still look forward to every United game? Back to back 3-0 home defeats. Been shite for 10 years. Yet here I am planning my entire Saturday around watching the shower of shite.

[deng @UTDDeng]

We have a whole 11 of injured/suspended players and we're 5 games into the season