Jake Kniep

Finance | UNL Alum | MBA | #GBR | PHX 🌵| Respecter of Coin

[Hollywood Gump @FirstNameJ0hn]

Will Sasso and Dan Soder are Macho Man Randy Savage, Hulk Hogan, Andre The Giant, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Rodney Dangerfield, and Robert Deniro reading Andy Rooney quotes. 😂😂😂😂

(🎥@ChrisVanVliet)

[Jake Kniep @Jake_Kniep]

Where can I get some

[Brian Roemmele @BrianRoemmele]

In the 1980s many were certain summer skiing would become a thing.

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Hail Mary full of grace!

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@nickburkhardt It’s called a Haboob, learn the lingo

[HuskGuys @HuskGuys]

Drop what you are doing and watch this right now.

NEBRASKA FOOTBALL IS HERE

[Jake Kniep @Jake_Kniep]

Home run Corvette is sick

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

THE @Braves AND ELI WHITE HAVE THE FIRST HR IN THE SPEEDWAY CLASSIC!

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

“Let me get this straight, you can buy a burrito on an interest-free instalment plan?”

“That’s right, and we’re not even based in the Chipotle store.”

“So, you finance this by packaging the burrito instalment loans into Burrito CDO A, which has part of Burrito CDO B and both get put into Burrito CDO C?”

“Yeah. The original loans are backed by burritos. Chicke. Pork. Carne Asada. Whatever. But Burrito CDO C is a synthetic Burrito CDO. A CDO of Burrito CDOs.”

“Ok, let’s say we have an underlying pool of $10,000 in burritos. How much money could be out there betting on instalment loans and your synthetic burrito CDOs?”

“Probably $100,000,000.”

“C’mon! How much bigger is the market for burrito instalment loans than actual edible real-life cheesy burritos?”

“At least 100x.”

“That is fucking crazy.”

“No, it’s awesome.”

[MLB @MLB]

Amphibious pitcher K's a pair in #SpringBreakout game

[A24 @A24]

FRIENDSHIP isn’t for everyone. Trailer tomorrow

[Megan @MeganMakinMoney]

This might be the most incredible thing I’ve ever seen

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

The banana was actually good

[Andrew Rousso @AndrewRousso]

when people talk about their rescue pets

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

NO WAY… THE #BILLS GOT A SPECIAL CHRISTMAS GIFT FOR JOSH ALLEN THIS YEAR.

“You have him for 6 hours.”

😭😭😭

[shark memes @SharkMemess]

replied to a work email on my phone in front of my dad

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@Joe_Lang_ Fifty (50) -Yard line?? Sheesh

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😬

[Matty Betss @MattyBetss]

Panthers gonna beat the commanders today

[Austin Gayle @austingayle_]

wake up babe a new jon gruden nicey video just dropped

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This is insane

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The tower has caught the rocket!!

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

FINAL: the other team scored more runs than us