Jake Larson

SPHS '18

[Jake Larson @Jake_Larson3]

are you even white if you don’t mention sunburn in your beach vacation posts

[Jake Larson @Jake_Larson3]

Camino fines during finals week

[Tide @tide]

What should Tide PODs be used for? DOING LAUNDRY. Nothing else.

Eating a Tide POD is a BAD IDEA, and we asked our friend @robgronkowski to help explain.

[Jake Larson @Jake_Larson3]

These seahawk jerseys are brighter than my future #SEAvsAZ

[Jake Larson @Jake_Larson3]

I'll never understand the people who don't dress up for pajama day. It takes more effort not to lol

[Jake Larson @Jake_Larson3]

@MatthewBerryTMR up 20.7, Succop gets 21...

[Jake Larson @Jake_Larson3]

@whethanmusic @LouisTheChild A lot

[Chris Brown @chrisbrown]

See how easy it is for blacks and whites to get along!! #DANCEANDSTOPHATING

[Jake Larson @Jake_Larson3]

when people ask to see my homework https://t.co/zDfbBsaydM

[whethan @whethanmusic]

you can copy anytime but you're always one step behind

[Josh Bungum @joshbungum]

My friend is 24 years old and taking the ACT tomorrow as punishment for losing last year's fantasy football league. RT to make someone's day

[John Cena @JohnCena]

Sooo #iPhoneX about #FaceID ...ummmmm .... what do I do?

[Penn State IFC @PennStateIFC]

With the current devastation in Houston, we are pledging $0.15 for every RT this gets! Please forward this along to help out those in need!

[Jake Larson @Jake_Larson3]

ur parents when u and ur friend have to ask if they can spend the night

[Ethan Callahan @EthanCallahan2]

What if dogs destroy shoes because that's what we put on before leaving?

[Jake Larson @Jake_Larson3]

Imagine finding your soul mate then finding out they send you the same snaps on their story

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

@Hardees @jstaff15 @phelps_ryan Tell us the fourth person to walk on the moon without googling it.

[madison lawrence tabbey @madisonlawrence]

For fucks sake man if we don't even have a planet for you to earn money on wtf are y'all gunna do????? https://t.co/Tp0kfnpVG7

[Jon Ryan @JonRyan9]

It's been an honor to hold your balls for the last 6 years @StevenHauschka. Good luck in Buffalo unless you play us then I hope you suck.