Jake Smith

[Jake Smith @Jake_M_Smith]

@NETTram It would be helpful if you put signs up at every tram station to advise people before they buy tickets and get on the tram. No notices at Basford led us to an hour detour via bus replacement with a 4 month old baby - not impressed

[Jake Smith @Jake_M_Smith]

@NFFCfletcher @DavidRGraham 😂😂😂

[Jake Smith @Jake_M_Smith]

@BigBoomTips Booooom 😬💥💥💥

[OptaJoe @OptaJoe]

3 - Joe Cole has scored as many PL goals in his second spell at West Ham as he did in his entire stay at Liverpool. Cockney.

[OptaJoe @OptaJoe]

3 - Arsenal have had players sent off in their opening game in 3 of the last 4 seasons (Koscielny 2010, Gervinho 2011, Koscielny 2013). Red.

[Jake Smith @Jake_M_Smith]

@vdarosa oh dear! That's all I can say to that!

[Jake Smith @Jake_M_Smith]

@vdarosa I knew you were a fan!

[Jake Smith @Jake_M_Smith]

Hats off to #clarkecarlisle. Fantastic documentary #FootballsSuicideSecrets

[Jake Smith @Jake_M_Smith]

Wearing shorts and flip flops to work - is there anything better?

[Jake Smith @Jake_M_Smith]

Time to get wet! #CycleLiveNotts

[notBigSam @TheBig_Sam]

"Is there more beer in the fridge, boss?" he wheezed. "Beer makes lasses more sexy." Honestly, we've signed a fucking sweetheart, here."

[notBigSam @TheBig_Sam]

I got him to chase a bottle of Staropramen that was secretly dangling from his own crash helmet, whilst carrying a fridge on his back.

[notBigSam @TheBig_Sam]

I'm delighted to confirm that Big Daddy Cool, Andy Carroll has passed his medical. I devised it myself.

[Ryan @rybotics]

#16 A long term effect of garbage pollution.

[Jake Smith @Jake_M_Smith]

@charliewebb25 thanks for the donation dawg! I'll hook you up with a signed photo if your lucky ;)

[Jake Smith @Jake_M_Smith]

What's with everyone being called Jake these days? #stopstealingmyname

[Jake Smith @Jake_M_Smith]

#TheApprentice is very quickly descending into a Big Brother-esque sham #Louisa #footinmouth #naturalblonde

[Jake Smith @Jake_M_Smith]

Can't resist the urge for KFC thanks to @DavidRGraham, only question is who's going to bring it to me in bed?