Jacob Mahaffey

[Jacob Mahaffey @Jake_Mahaffey]

@JakeLang58 No phones in the field

[Jacob Mahaffey @Jake_Mahaffey]

@tonythetigre Thank you for serving somewhere in Africa

[Jacob Mahaffey @Jake_Mahaffey]

@J_VitoSC @AFNPacificNow Thank you for your service #hero

[Jacob Mahaffey @Jake_Mahaffey]

@AFNPacificNow I wish he was voiced by

[Jacob Mahaffey @Jake_Mahaffey]

@pizzahut This is what a REAL❤️-shaped pizza looks like! Thanks @PapaJohns !!!!

[Jacob Mahaffey @Jake_Mahaffey]

@PapaJohns I should have chosen your ❤️-shaped pizza! Instead I made the mistake of going with @pizzahut

[Jacob Mahaffey @Jake_Mahaffey]

@pizzahut This is what I got for my "❤️shaped" V-Day pizza. You owe me a slice!

[Jacob Mahaffey @Jake_Mahaffey]

Feeling productive today.

[Jerome @rome869]

Heh. poon. (@ Harpoon Brewery in Boston, MA) https://t.co/eXl0IjNL7s

[Stone Brewing @StoneBrewing]

Adding a new limb to the @LiquidArrogance family tree. Guess the identity of this holier-the-thou (damn straight) #beer addition
#NEWBASTARD

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Cleavage is like the sun. You can look, but don’t stare.. Unless you’re wearing sunglasses.

[Jacob Mahaffey @Jake_Mahaffey]

Let's rage

[Jacob Mahaffey @Jake_Mahaffey]

@NHLBlackhawks You sure do make this shit exciting! #CHIvsLAK #Game7

[Jacob Mahaffey @Jake_Mahaffey]

“@NHLBlackhawks: So... Anyone have any plans for Sunday? #BecauseItsTheCup”

[Jacob Mahaffey @Jake_Mahaffey]

Going home for Game 7! #CHIvsLAK

[ESPN @espn]

Patrick Kane might be the most clutch player in hockey.

[Jacob Mahaffey @Jake_Mahaffey]

@crow_50 Knock John Quick on his ass next time!

[Chicago Blackhawks @NHLBlackhawks]

Just a few hours to go... #CHIvsLAK

[Jacob Mahaffey @Jake_Mahaffey]

It's Friday! #TheWorldIsYours