jake

I'm Jake. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks.

[jake @Jake_McCabe98]

Thank god for “Grok is this real?” because absolutely every post on this app is false or clickbait.

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Riding a beam is negative aura but sometimes 22km/h on the footpath is worth it

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Today I learnt a cheetah is technically a small cat

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Finding unopened French onion dip in your fridge (still in date) Le boshhhhhh

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Why can’t you filter houses by year built like you can on Carsales

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It’s always red these days

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Why don’t more eshays enter speed walking comps, they fast as hell!

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Got on a horse so I would drink for free, now I have less money

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Main north road maccas has been blacklisted. Their frappes are always the low point of my day. Fooled me one too many times!

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I’m glad I can’t beat box

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Part 2: dip your burger in the gravy

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Part 1: at kfc change the potato and gravy to gravy only

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Kfc packed lunch bosh

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@F1Movie is the feel good movie of the summer!

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Any carpenters out there, the Brecknock shelf is wonky

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This weather is bad for business!

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I get so bored brushing my teeth

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Everything is more fun after a 4 pack

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My cucumbers keep freezing in my crisper

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The price of beer in this country makes me want to move to Eastern Europe