Jake Smith

trauma dump(st)er

[daft ponk @sicksadchris]

beyonce for the first half of lemonade:

[Jake Smith @Jake_Smith28]

@SalVulcano nerds is sour candy for people that think mild salsa is too spicy

[Jake Smith @Jake_Smith28]

@SalVulcano i feel like anyone that says their favorite candy is nerds should do everyone a favor and lick rust

[Jake Smith @Jake_Smith28]

@SalVulcano Joe’s head is shaped like cauliflower but his veg is shaped like a carrot. Hard to choose which one I’d hate looking at more

[Jake Smith @Jake_Smith28]

Honey wake up, new @roramdin vid- oh my god honey you can’t smoke that whole thing yourself what are you doing

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

forever in a league of his own. i know he’ll be brightening everyone’s day in heaven.

[Jake Smith @Jake_Smith28]

@roramdin I’d get mad if you didn’t

[HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty @keyon]

People who AC don’t work in their car…. the war almost over

[Meliha @melihau_]

me waiting for BeReal to go off when I’m actually doing something

[Jake Smith @Jake_Smith28]

@SalVulcano Sloppy Joe sounds like a nickname one of you had in college

[megan thee stallions twerk wind @fingerlump]

dont worry darling boldly asks the question: what if a white lady tried to write a jordan peele movie

[𝑮 ♡ @highitsg]

giving head during the queen’s funeral, call that top of the mourning

[Jake Smith @Jake_Smith28]

@SalVulcano Well one almost fucked his mom and the other almost fucked his sister

[tia @cursedhive]

and i don’t care what anyone says she didn’t deserve what happened to her!

[mousey ᘛ⁠⁐̤⁠ᕐ⁠ᐷ @HIBlSCUS]

remember to leave out milk and cookies for george bush tonight ❤️

[Saddington 3 (in theaters) @2Saddington]

coming soon

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

one of the best days on twitter in a long time. really good work everyone.

[TINA SNOW @theestallion]

UNGRATEFUL VIDEO 9/6/22 @KeyGLOCK

[Ben Yahr @benyahr]

Joe Biden cancelling student debt