Kemosabe

So, I can just put anything in this little box? Anything?!

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@MaudFrainklen Pick me! Fuck, if I had known you had shirts I would've bought one a long time ago. Haha

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@cassiecurses Broken Piano by Frank Turner or Loved You a Little bit The Maine

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@AvaArachnie I don't have any boobs, so here's Rosie and me instead

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@CeresSuicide This is Rosie, and this is how she sleeps in her favorite chair. Hope this picture helps!

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@Zachsamaphone You can still eat cheese?

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@Zachsamaphone You still get horny?

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@justlittlebae I learned from AncestryDNA that I've got an uncle I've never met because my grandma had him out of wedlock and gave him away shortly after WW2. And also, yeah, there's a shitload of us Scandinavians in Minnesota. It's the same climate in both places. Haha

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@lynienicole This is Rosie. She sleeps like this all the time and snores like a fucking fog horn

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What a spoiled little turd https://t.co/KQkCpELMPh

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Spent all of November growing this stupid mustache for no shave November. It might not be the best stache, but its growing on me https://t.co/dhxTiKKQTk

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Every once in awhile, I catch myself in the mirror and think, "What a handsome devil." https://t.co/OcoYljWngM

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/uzgFn4SgHK

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@spiritboxmusic makes some super dope merch. This is one of my new favorite shirts, and these joggers are super comfy. Go give them a listen https://t.co/YgzPxWePxE

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@joshcrottytattoo killed it again yesterday with this one. It's a little tribute to my Scandinavian heritage https://t.co/004FHeFoIy

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Sometimes you need to pop on your best/only Hawaiian shirt, favorite pair of flip flops, and comfiest pair of shorts, and just have yourself an in-home cookout https://t.co/SQO4WEeuJc

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@Zachsamaphone As long as the singer is super emo, I'm totally down

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@Zachsamaphone My first relationship in 6th grade lasted for 2.5 hours. I've got you beat

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@Devdoggy Miss you too, dude. Let me know when Carm's opens up the patio, I'll come get belligerent on the sidewalk. Haha

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This turd turns 6 today. Wish her a happy birthday and give her shit for not liking her new bed that I paid way too much for https://t.co/CDlQkTZbpe

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Quarantine is pretty boring, but at least a friend was still able to hook me up with a haircut. Also I bought a cool shirt https://t.co/8IIB94ANxP