Jake Staples

[Jake Staples @Jake_Staples01]

@kylewendland @LeonieSylvester

[Jake Staples @Jake_Staples01]

@CCosham No

[Jake Staples @Jake_Staples01]

@Rachael_Conrad @LeonieSylvester

[jack rem @jackremmington]

I’m obSESSED with this weapon. Not sure a single lyric was right, a lyrical king

[Jake Staples @Jake_Staples01]

@CallumJohns @Xy5aaa Wow...

[LADbible @ladbible]

'I'm sure my cat just said "well, hi" in a thick US southern accent" 😂

IG: gambino_911

[david @_elvishpresley_]

1 year later and Mr Bubz is still the greatest video to ever hit the internet

[aiko ‎ @_xaikox]

god my humor is trash

[Jake Staples @Jake_Staples01]

@LeonieSylvester Sean Connery impression - ‘alright, alright, alright’ - definitely not the right person...

[Merstham FC (Sundays) @Merstham_FC]

UP NEXT!

We announce the departure of our Number 1 @Jake_Staples01.

Jake has decided to ride the waves in Thailand and will be taking a year out from football🏄🏼‍♂️

His mum remains a loyal supporter of our club!

🧡⚽️🖤
#Champion
#RidesMoreThanWaves

[Paul Coleman @PColemanchester]

Homophobic parents are right to be worried about their children turning gay after lessons about LGBT awareness. I lived as a Tudor wench for 2 years following a history class.

[Dai Lama @WelshDalaiLama]

Do you want a blowjob?
Yes.
It's from a piranha.
Then no.
Can't change your mind now. Blowjob means blowjob.

This is where we are with Brexit now. About to dunk our cocks into the razor-toothed mouth of peril.

Brexit is a blowjob from a piranha.

[James Macaulay @JamesMacaulay14]

That time my sister attempted dancing..

[Chelsea FC News @Chelsea_FL]

John Terry’s already found a new career. 😂🎤
[📽 @ALOTO]

[Summer @summer95]

I LIVE WITH A TINY PREDATOR (sorry for my shriek)

[Jake Staples @Jake_Staples01]

@Merstham_FC Oops...