UP NEXT!
We announce the departure of our Number 1 @Jake_Staples01.
Jake has decided to ride the waves in Thailand and will be taking a year out from football🏄🏼♂️
His mum remains a loyal supporter of our club!
🧡⚽️🖤
#Champion#RidesMoreThanWaves
Homophobic parents are right to be worried about their children turning gay after lessons about LGBT awareness. I lived as a Tudor wench for 2 years following a history class.
Do you want a blowjob?
Yes.
It's from a piranha.
Then no.
Can't change your mind now. Blowjob means blowjob.
This is where we are with Brexit now. About to dunk our cocks into the razor-toothed mouth of peril.
Brexit is a blowjob from a piranha.