Jacob Stricker

Just trying to be one less statistic. 4-square enthusiast. I make the best fajita quesadilla I've ever had. My mom is (relatively) proud of me. #SpartanDawg

[Jacob Stricker @Jake_Stricker]

@greg16676935420 @kalesalad Mickey Mouse crying seeing this shit

[Jacob Stricker @Jake_Stricker]

@escapefrommelos On the same feed

https://t.co/EjV68a3raJ

[Super Coochie Scouter @TheCoochScouter]

Taking off work for your birthday.

[Jacob Stricker @Jake_Stricker]

@Detroiters you seeing this? Prescription strength Hot Dogs…

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

i’ll take one prescription-strength hotdog please

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Ovechkin playing pro soccer for absolutely no reason is so fucking rockstar dude

[Dr. Longissimus @DrLongissimus]

Sending the PACS guy my new arrow design ideas because the current one is too basic let's see what he says

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

What an interception.

Paul Bunyan stays in East Lansing.

10-4 since the Lil Brother comment.

[Jacob Stricker @Jake_Stricker]

It’s like the draft. It’s not the draft I always dreamed of, but it’ll do I guess. Got my number 1!

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

yeah sex is great but have you ever gone on zillow

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

Carter Hart when he sees David Pastrnak with the puck

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

They should build Marshawn a statue in Buffalo

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

The key to khabibulin mode is you want to fill up your barrel to about 70% capacity with heavy beers and Jaromir Jagerbombs to create a nice cushion for the afternoon titos with lime. It is perfectly ok to throw up in a parking lot at sunset to make space for the evening shift.

[Joey @JoeyMulinaro]

“When You Were Young” is better than “Mr. Brightside” yeah I said it

[Jacob Stricker @Jake_Stricker]

Imagine just beating the shit out of a ball and you don’t even know why

[Nicky @nickturani]

Is Ohio responsible for everything bad that's ever happened?

https://t.co/Oa9MOHDNA0

[Kev @kmarsh_93]

THREAD: I have compiled the best 64 highlights of Pavel Datsyuk's career in order to determine his greatest moment as a Redwing. I need your votes. Starting off the round of 64 we have the "Goal" Conference.

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

JUST IN: 93-year-old Olive Veronesi of Seminole, PA, who held up a sign at her window asking for more beer, has received a delivery from @CoorsLight. The brand tells me 150 cans arrived at her house today.

[Tails @Tails_Picks]

Rasmus Ristolainen getting body-checked by the Holy Spirit here