Jake Thomasson

[Jake Thomasson @Jake_Thomasson]

I wonder if Desmond Howard still thinks Clemson is a “finesse” team 😂🤣

[Sith Lord Groyper @SithLordGroyper]

🚨 “FUCK WHITE LIVES!” - Protestor at Karmelo Anthony’s Sentencing outside of Collin County Court House

[Foazn @FoaznPoker]

If you saw $999.07 on the ground, you’d pick it up, right? Jannik Sinner🔐

Couple things:
•Sinner is GUARANTEED to win
•Foazn won’t wake up at 5am to watch

I make money in my sleep; you wake up to make money #levels

[AFeldmanMMA @afeldMMA]

Sean Strickland just became the most improbable two-time champion in UFC history.

Not “one of.”
The most.

He’s the only fighter in UFC history to win two UFC titles while being a +300 underdog or worse in BOTH title-winning fights.

UFC 293 vs. Adesanya
▪️ Opened +300
▪️ Closed as high as +540

UFC 328 vs. Chimaev
▪️ Opened +300
▪️ Closed as high as +375
(Odds via BestFightOdds)

Compound implied probability based on closing odds:
Under 5%
~1 in 22

All while in a sport that historically sees many of its champions lose their belt in the cage and never fully recover.

Only 19 fighters in UFC history have:
▪️ Won a UFC title
▪️ Lost it in the cage
▪️ Won UFC gold again

Dillashaw, Peña, and Rose all won titles as underdogs twice.

None crossed the +300 line in both fights.

Strickland did.

Whether you like him or not, what he’s accomplished is unprecedented.

[Championship Rounds @ChampRDS]

THE PRESS CONFERENCE HASN'T EVEN STARTED YET AND STRICKLAND AND KHAMZAT ARE ALREADY GOING AT IT 😭

🗣️ Khamzat: "I'm gonna be your daddy in the cage. Sit down b*tch."

🗣️ Strickland: "You f*cking Chechnyan wh*re. Go back to the country you fled."

[Club De La MMA @ElClubDeLaMMA]

Rose Namajunas

[AB @AB84]

Cinco de Mayo is for Tequila drinkers only!! You Henny drinkers wait til Juneteenth!

[Jake Thomasson @Jake_Thomasson]

Girls in Greenville don’t want relationships brother

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

Easiest Cities/Towns to settle and find a Girlfriend

1. Hoboken, NJ
2. Morristown, NJ
3. Patchogue, NY
4. West Hartford, CT
5. Clarendon (VA)
6. Naperville, IL
7. Overland Park, KS
8. Carmel, IN
9. Madison, WI
10. Grand Rapids, MI
11. Harrisburg, PA
12. Delray Beach, FL
13. Walnut Creek, CA
14. Manhattan Beach, CA
15. Greenville, SC

[jo @miffymack]

this could be a sitcom cold open

[Happy Punch @HappyPunch]

Zaragoza goalkeeper just KO’d another player with a haymaker

HOLY SH*T 😭

[belle 🏆 @58bunting]

GOOD LORD SVECH

[AB @AB84]

Sucking titties be so awkward… she just lays there dead silent, probably thinking “yeah nigga, you my son now”😂

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“He’s going to be the face of the Pirates for a long time” isn’t exactly what you wanna hear from a guy that you want to be the face of the Pirates for a long time

[Football @BostonConnr]

The baseball punch is revolutionary for Baseball brawls

You get hit clean with a stone like that it will put you down

Lopez just changed the game

[Jake Thomasson @Jake_Thomasson]

@BroadwayUNC @sonicdrivein I’ll rip your fucking neck out of your fucking throat!

[Brovechkin @FrankTheTank454]

Jack McBain got what was coming to him a year later

[Jake Thomasson @Jake_Thomasson]

Never fails… still waiting for a text back

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

Type of girl you meet at the pub on St. Patrick’s Day then never see again

[Modelo 6 pack @6beerdinner]

When this account goes silent it usually means I’m heavily drinking

[Jake Thomasson @Jake_Thomasson]

Me currently

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

How I’m feeling today after consuming every beverage imaginable yesterday

[Kron @Kronykal]

Does he even know he’s Supreme leader?

[Eric Hubbs @BarstoolHubbs]

Father time has no idea what to do with Novak Djokovic

38 years old and still doing this shit is beyond ridiculous