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genius thousandaire gentleman philanthropist || parody account to my employers

[Blue Bell Ice Cream @ILoveBlueBell]

We’re berry excited to introduce our NEW Black Raspberry Fudge Ice Cream! The flavor is a decadent combination of black raspberry-flavored ice cream with dark chocolate-flavored chunks and a chocolate fudge swirl.

Black Raspberry Fudge Ice Cream arrives in stores beginning today and is available in the half gallon and pint sizes for a limited time.

[𝐉𝐚𝐤𝐞 @Jake__Poole]

I tailed the Game 7 Harden trends 😪

[𝐉𝐚𝐤𝐞 @Jake__Poole]

“my friend” twice now 👀🤫

[Matt Reeves @mattreevesLA]

Are you ready, my friend...? 🦇

[𝐉𝐚𝐤𝐞 @Jake__Poole]

Absolute Marvel ☠️

[Marvel Comics @MarvelComicsHQ]

The light had its turn.

Marvel Comics introduces Midnight, a bold new publishing line from a superstar lineup of creators, kicking off in August with ‘Midnight X-Men’ by Jonathan Hickman and Matteo Della Fonte, followed by ‘Midnight Fantastic Four’ by Benjamin Percy and Kev Walker and ‘Midnight Spider-Man’ by Phillip Kennedy Johnson and Scie Tronc.

Marvel’s most definitive modern creators are given free rein to reimagine heroes with shocking twists and chilling transformations in boundary-less storytelling that will keep readers on edge issue after issue.

The X-Men no longer fight for acceptance, they hunger for blood. The Fantastic Four venture into the unknown not to save the world—but to unleash terror upon it. And Spider-Man discovers that with great power… comes something monstrous.

[𝐉𝐚𝐤𝐞 @Jake__Poole]

Brennan Boesch is one of my favorite go-to “dude”s when I’m with the boys and we’re naming dudes

Defended him as our 3 hole of the future right up until his release

[Evan Woodbery @evanwoodbery]

Kevin McGonigle is the seventh Tiger to win an AL Rookie of the Month Award, joining...

Colt Keith (July 2024)
Eric Haase (July 2021)
Brennan Boesch (May & June 2010)
Austin Jackson (April 2010)
Rick Porcello (May 2009)
Justin Verlander (May 2006)

[𝐉𝐚𝐤𝐞 @Jake__Poole]

And all of that to say….lets go sign McDavid and see you next April with four 40 goal scorers ⭐️

#DALLAS #STARS
#DALLAS #STARS
#DALLAS #STARS
#DALLAS #STARS

[𝐉𝐚𝐤𝐞 @Jake__Poole]

My analysis of the first round exit:
*Ron Washington voice*
“That’s just the way hockey goes”

[𝐉𝐚𝐤𝐞 @Jake__Poole]

“The Wall of St Paul” was a real thing.

So I feel like we’re staring at a boring & frustrating “do nothing besides resign Robo” offseason…and it’s probably justified

[𝐉𝐚𝐤𝐞 @Jake__Poole]

Nothing encapsulated that game more than 1 total shot attempt in the last 90 seconds with a 6 on 4 advantage

No offense, lack of discipline and a splash of luck for their opponents….Dallas sports playoff culture is persistent today 🥴

[𝐉𝐚𝐤𝐞 @Jake__Poole]

For fun, I threw in a trade at the end. 5th year options for QBs are important!

[𝐉𝐚𝐤𝐞 @Jake__Poole]

40 minutes to draft time, 40 mock drafts analyzed. My 2nd annual “Mock Draft from Mock Drafts”

[𝐉𝐚𝐤𝐞 @Jake__Poole]

From there, I used a grouping of “Big Boards” to fill out every pick. This means I might pick a player not in the top 3 picked for each team, if they were still available.

[𝐉𝐚𝐤𝐞 @Jake__Poole]

17 for the Wild reacted just like I do when the couch stubs my toe on purpose

[𝐉𝐚𝐤𝐞 @Jake__Poole]

For my friends who follow teams other than the Cowboys: text me a local reporter/insider for your team who has the best pulse of the team

Trying to include more local news-led mock drafts in my quick analysis. Considering applying more weight to their mocks

[𝐉𝐚𝐤𝐞 @Jake__Poole]

Not @Fanatics though. Just @fansfav

[𝐉𝐚𝐤𝐞 @Jake__Poole]

@TexasTechSB @adidas when are we going to get some merch online for these?? Red Raider Outfitter and some rose pink heat is calling my name for the playoffs❤️‍🔥🥎🌷

[Texas Tech Softball @TexasTechSB]

New spring look coming this Sunday 🌷