Bought a methhead a pack of smokes at the gas station today. He told me he’s a day trader so I asked him for some stock picks he told me buy these 3 and hold for 5 years #financialAdvice
The Adams County Sheriff's Office has received a flood of social media comments, DMs, and phone calls about the #Afroman defamation trial. It’s clear this is important to a lot of people. There's just one small issue: that's the ACSO in Ohio. We are the ACSO in #Colorado. Different states, same name.
#AfromanTrial #WrongAdamsCounty
LeBron James will make his Los Angeles Lakers season debut against the Utah Jazz tonight at home, sources tell me and @mcten. The four-time NBA champion has rehabbed a nerve issue on his right side and now will take the court for a league-record 23rd season.
BREAKING: The Denver Nuggets are trading Michael Porter Jr. and an unprotected 2032 first-round pick to the Brooklyn Nets for Cam Johnson, sources tell ESPN.
🇨🇳 Hippo Tziumei launched a fart attack on tourists at the zoo — he fired a 15-second volley right into their faces.
The zookeeper tried to warn everyone, but he didn't have time.