Jacob

tweets about @titans, markets, general grievances
RIP @TheOpenField_

Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best.

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

Most yards from scrimmage in a single season in NFL history 🫡

[Christopher @molochofficial]

One week of bars being open past 1am and the people of Boston are acting like rural townspeople at the end of a film where a friendly outsider teaches us to live life to its fullest or overcome our differences, except instead of aliens or drag queens it’s 50,000 Scots

[JD Groh @jd_groh]

Will remember this night for the rest of my life. Messi hat trick at my first ever World Cup game.

Fuji photos from the match coming asap.

[Jacob @Jake__SN]

@titansfilmroom Well. There’s no way this could age poorly.

[Jacob @Jake__SN]

@JoeA_NFL maybe one day they'll have the technology to combine levis and sam howell into the one QB better than baker mayfield. we can only hope.

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Carmelo Anthony

Carmela and Anthony

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Trump administration is discussing a possible government stake in OpenAI, per CNBC

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Having a Jersey Mikes #13, gonna devour it… and
Game 7!!!

[Rudy Havenstein, Senior Markets Commentator. @RudyHavenstein]

If you remember, the Reflecting Pool was #5 on American's top list of concerns in the 2024 election, right behind "An Extravagant and Ostentatious Ballroom," "A Golden Statue of Trump," "Wiping Out That School for Girls," and MelaniaCoin.

[Jacob @Jake__SN]

@thecreasedive Philly 🤣

[Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec]

You mean like exactly what Barack Obama did?

[Jacob @Jake__SN]

Feels relevant

[Shaun Morash @ShaunMorash]

@D74G_ I’m very confused. I picked a random irrelevant game in terms of Giants football.

[Jacob @Jake__SN]

@atrupar The @ConorOrr effect!

Cc. @titansfilmroom

[Jacob @Jake__SN]

@titansfilmroom I think doing them alphabetically by team name instead of by division contributed to this more than anything.

That or someone’s burgeoning giants fandom means he’s osmosis-ing dart/skateboo brain health along with this takes.

[Ramp Capital @RampCapitalLLC]

Thanks Obama

[Jacob @Jake__SN]

Just don’t the GM fired this year tasteless buffoon.

[Buck Reising @BuckReising]

They’re real stuck on this man on the street deal huh

[Ben Hunt @EpsilonTheory]

Dropping $100 to fill up the tank is a small price to pay to reinstate the Obama nuke deal and open up the Strait of Hormuz! I just hope that one day we catch the guys who blew up the deal and closed the Strait in the first place.

[Jacob @Jake__SN]

Titans have earned exactly ZERO benefit of the doubt, but: “one of these things is not like the other”, it’s VERY simple which one that is.

Hey, are there any other dysfunctional NFL stories you’ve completely neglected for a month before jumping on this one?

I can’t quite lock my fingers around it…

[Jacob @Jake__SN]

@StoneyKeeley 3rd chair janelle coming to fwords next week?

[Jacob @Jake__SN]

@TheZachLyons @StoneyKeeley The boys are feeling GOOD lmao. Just need to throw some creed on the aux and you got a party.