Jake

Fuck my phones battery is at 70% right now

[🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpost @hourly_shitpost]

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[Erik Slater @ErikSlater_]

Harden, KD, and Kyrie have combined for 7 trade requests in less than two seasons.

Historic numbers.

[Jake @Jake_cement]

@theRealmgje @JDumasReports Let’s just etch out Lamb’s name and give him the contract instead?

[Jake @Jake_cement]

My guy is CHIEFIN, 2 ozs in 3 joints??? Wiz could never!!

[Forbes Science @ForbesScience]

Minnesota Lawmaker About Marijuana: ‘Just 2 Ounces Is Equivalent To 3 Joints’ https://t.co/UuuuqIJK1Y

[Jake @Jake_cement]

And this is after gunna has basically been proven to have snitched on thug. Take that with what you will but on god 8 figure Lizzy War is not fighting for your best interest and that’s on MAMAS

[Jake @Jake_cement]

I fuck with Gunna more than I fuck with Elizabeth Warren at this point. Quote me on it.

[Jake @Jake_cement]

Ones of these is not like the others

(And weirdly enough the one not like the others plays in the PL)

[Transfer News Live @DeadlineDayLive]

🚨 Real Madrid's transfer targets to replace Karim Benzema:

🇧🇷 Richarlison
🇵🇹 Gonçalo Ramos
🇫🇷 Kylian Mbappé

(Source: Mundo Deportivo)

[Jake @Jake_cement]

Damn I totally forgot about Heroes&Villains wtf am I doing

[Jake @Jake_cement]

🙃

[Jake @Jake_cement]

No words. Idk what to even think lol. At best, I guess we just wasted a #2 overall pick (not the worst thing in the world), if Wiseman blossoms, we traded a 2nd overall pick for a guy we let go in the off-season lol

[Jake @Jake_cement]

@CAAARRLL89 With the different Woj tweets I read it as each one was a trade executed by us, like trading Wiseman, then saddiq, then the picks. Outside of the dubs no team interacted with another right? Idk forsure but didn’t sound like a “4 team trade” to me

[Jake @Jake_cement]

No words. Idk what to even think lol. At best, I guess we just wasted a #2 overall pick (not the worst thing in the world), if Wiseman blossoms, we traded a 2nd overall pick for a guy we let go in the off-season lol

[Jake @Jake_cement]

@CAAARRLL89 Idk, I wouldn’t be surprised either way if 24 year old Wiseman:
Is out of the league
Or
Is an impactful player on *some* team

Either way, I’m just completely dumbfounded we didn’t keep Saddiq Bey lol wasn’t on an expiring contract, and is exact fit we need!

[Jake @Jake_cement]

Thank GOD we saved a total of 37 million though, Lacob would’ve been bankrupt in the quest for a 5th ring

(This is all 4D chess that I’m not privy too so maybe in 2 years I’ll be ecstatic but I’m so thrown rn lol)

[Jake @Jake_cement]

Ill never get tech’s obsession with non chronological timelines. I don’t WANT a curated timeline, why would I want to purposefully give myself an echo chamber of 5 subjects from 10 people? Just show me what was tweeted most recently, it’s really not hard

[Jake @Jake_cement]

Joao Felix is finally trying to force his way out of Athletico, one of the worst places to be if you’re an attacking player. Thank god 🙏🏽 thought he might waste away into irrelevance there

[Jake @Jake_cement]

@alex_finn28 Fly me to the Bahamas, I’ll get that dweeb myself

[Jake @Jake_cement]

I’m losing my fucking mind dude. SBF DEFRAUDED CUSTOMERS TO THE TUNE OF 11 FIGURES!!!!! HE HAS BEEN ANYTHING BUT CANDID!!! Why is he getting invited to a hearing and not a jail cell???????

[Maxine Waters @RepMaxineWaters]

.@SBF_FTX, we appreciate that you've been candid in your discussions about what happened at #FTX. Your willingness to talk to the public will help the company's customers, investors, and others. To that end, we would welcome your participation in our hearing on the 13th.

[Jake @Jake_cement]

Will be cancelling my subscription if this is true @andrewrsorkin @nytimes

[SBF @SBF_FTX]

I’ll be speaking with @andrewrsorkin at the @dealbook summit next Wednesday (11/30).

[Jake @Jake_cement]

Absolute joke of a story. Hope you got the clicks you were looking for instead of keeping integrity!

[Forbes @Forbes]

‘Queen Caroline’: The Risk-Loving 29-Year-Old Embroiled In The FTX Collapse https://t.co/FBEB49ltCW by @SarahNEmerson @richardjnieva @DelRayMan @DavidJeans2

[Jake @Jake_cement]

Elon’s wants to be Palmer Luckey so bad with this take

[Jake @Jake_cement]

Take it from me, a Payments/car/space travel/and NEW media elite

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

As Twitter pursues the goal of elevating citizen journalism, media elite will try everything to stop that from happening