Jake the Dog

Quit reading my bio and start reading my flumpin awesome tweets man!

[Jake the Dog @Jake_the_dogs]

I want to thank everyone that ever liked a picture or commented. I never expected anyone to read my stuff but you did and that means the world to me. While I’m sad that it’s over, I’m excited for the rest of life’s adventures! It still is, and always will be, ADVENTURE TIME! ❤️

[Jake the Dog @Jake_the_dogs]

I want to thank everyone that ever liked a picture or commented. I never expected anyone to read my stuff but you did and that means the world to me. While I’m sad that it’s over, I’m excited for the rest of life’s adventures! It still is, and always will be, ADVENTURE TIME! ❤️

[Jake the Dog @Jake_the_dogs]

I never expected to be on Twitter this long. I first started this Twitter account because I loved Jake the Dog and Adventure Time and I wanted to share that with everyone. I never imagined I’d end up with almost 1000 tweets and over 500 followers! - (part 1)

[Jake the Dog @Jake_the_dogs]

An appropriate time to officially sign off on this account. I have so much respect for the makers of the show and the voice actors that brought it to life! I grew up with the show and it played a big role in my life as I’m sure it did for many of you out there. (Part 3)

[Jake the Dog @Jake_the_dogs]

It’s hard to find time to tweet when I’m so busy eating and taking naps okay!? It’s a full time job and I’m the only one that can do it.

[Jake the Dog @Jake_the_dogs]

Let’s all pretend that I haven’t been away forever

[Jake the Dog @Jake_the_dogs]

Since it’s the year of the dog everyone has to bring me sandwiches as tribute. Bonus points if you bring milk too.

[PEANUTS @Snoopy]

Welcoming the Year of the Dog #LunarNewYear

[Jake the Dog @Jake_the_dogs]

Remember that time Finn and I fought? Well, I wasn’t really trying. I TOTALLY would’ve beaten him if I was....I think.

[Jake the Dog @Jake_the_dogs]

When I see Finn try to talk to a lady

[Jake the Dog @Jake_the_dogs]

Being a magic dog is stressful. People are always expecting me to solve their problems when really I just want to take a nap and play some viola.

[Jake the Dog @Jake_the_dogs]

Adventuring is hard work. Always make sure to take long sandwich breaks and remember to drink lots of water so you don’t get dehydrated. #responsibilityiscool

[Jake the Dog @Jake_the_dogs]

Does anyone else ever get the feeling we are being watched by everyone? Almost like our lives are some sort of crazy show or something?!? Meh it’s probably nothing.

[Jake the Dog @Jake_the_dogs]

It takes a lot of work being as cool and as wise as I am. That’s why I take so many naps.

[Jake the Dog @Jake_the_dogs]

Making sure Finn doesn’t fall off a cliff is a full time job. I’m pretty sure he’s just testing me at this point...

[Jake the Dog @Jake_the_dogs]

@BMO21315 It definitely is 👍👍👍

[Jake the Dog @Jake_the_dogs]

I miss so much stuff when I’m sleeping. I wish I could sleepwalk and still be productive or something. Either way, I hope everyone is eating plenty of ice cream and reading plenty of J.T. Dogzone. It’s good for you.

[Jake the Dog @Jake_the_dogs]

Sorry I’ve been away so long everyone! I was trying to meditate but I accidentally fell asleep for a lot longer than I wanted.

[Jake the Dog @Jake_the_dogs]

I swear I’m not bitter or anything but I’ve never gotten a thank you card for anything...

[Jake the Dog @Jake_the_dogs]

Just a subtle reminder that I SAVED THE WORLD THAT ONE TIME!! I mean, I know I’m a magic dog but that’s pretty impressive even for me!