Jake Brannon

1 Corinthians 13:1-7 Towson U ‘23
Analyst/Commentator at American Cornhole League

[Jake Brannon @Jakeb688]

Every @MLB team has a rather normal twitter bio, then there’s the @Rockies

[Stephen A Smith @stephenasmith]

I Couldn’t. I Just Couldn’t.
Even Though I’m in BRAZIL!

[AB @AB84]

Cracker of the Week #CTESPN

Walk/Off W

[Freddie @FreddieTheOsFan]

1. Miss a field goal to get Harbaugh fired
2. Become ice cold

[Jake Brannon @Jakeb688]

@barstoolsports Ravens vs refs

[Gus TT Showbiz @ShowbizTerp]

How it feels being a Maryland fan

[Jake Brannon @Jakeb688]

@Blutman27 @TerpsFootball Bragging like this is like bragging that your best friend just beat up a kindergartener

[Liam Blutman @Blutman27]

Gotta think the Mike Locksley era at Maryland is officially OVER

[Dak 4 President @Dak4President__]

Looks like he’s still in Baltimore 😭

#DallasCowboys

[A.A. @pashadelics]

Old school fat. You don’t get politicians built like this anymore. Rotund and ready to deal.

[Jed DeMuesy @JedDeMuesy]

Teams I’m CONVINCED never play games on the road:

1. Kansas City Chiefs
2. Pittsburgh Steelers
3. Arizona Diamondbacks

Have you EVER seen one of these teams not in their home stadium? No, you haven’t.

[Jake Brannon @Jakeb688]

@barstoolsports Ravens vs refs smh

[j$ @khamszn]

this jawn so icy

[Jake Brannon @Jakeb688]

@OhioTate For some reason this bothers me more than any of the other dumb stuff he’s done

[Baltimore Ravens @Ravens]

Professor Sizzle, of Ball So Hard University, is here to teach you a lesson on our traditions. Class is in session:

@untouchablejay4

[RG @RGIII__]

Chicos, me temo que tengo malas noticias. He contraído una enfermedad bastante grave.

Consulté al médico y dice que tengo la fiebre de los Terps. Me recetó una dosis de 4 touchdowns de Malik y 2 pizzas grandes de Ledo's. #LosTerps

[Jake Brannon @Jakeb688]

@Keith_McPherson That’s why Kevin brown is my goat

[Jake Brannon @Jakeb688]

@BFW Brandon what’s your favorite piece in that room?

[Wesley Brown @W_Brown21]

Why not go with red pants if the goal is a 'Red Out'?

Why not go black pants with it being a night game?

Maryland football has some of the best uniforms in terms of the ability to rotate through colors, but has seemingly quit doing so

[Bad Rad Brad @B1OBEY0ND]

Gonna be "Cant miss TV" folks. 💀
Saturday 730p 🤡

[Jake Brannon @Jakeb688]

@OhioTate Are we sure ms. Lilliana is real? Have yet to see her. I’ll hang up and listen.