im jake bitch

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

ME: "Is the test hard?"
CLASSMATE: "Well not if you took good notes and paid attention in class!! :)"
ME:

[im jake bitch @Jakebitch_]

@bicycle_chris why you such a fuck boy homie!?

[im jake bitch @Jakebitch_]

@bicycle_chris it was probably you pussy 😂

[im jake bitch @Jakebitch_]

my fucking fb got hacked

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

I love monsters inc. https://t.co/xMGrutInfH

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When You Close Your Eyes In The Shower 😂😂💀💐 https://t.co/8b5RigXN2A

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

When i'm a dad https://t.co/tYqV9oZFxl

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Way too funny https://t.co/7unVbeIZtZ

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Never forget...LMAO https://t.co/5IDyUCgav2