Jake blues

[Jake blues @Jakeblues9]

@HawkEmDownChris Poontang Pie

[Jake blues @Jakeblues9]

When you have a chance please send me your routing information and bank information thank you 🙏

[Jake blues @Jakeblues9]

@AlTheBoss03 My wife’s boyfriend will have a blonde goatee during the Super Bowl

[Jake blues @Jakeblues9]

Look at that fore(tyniner)head!

[TMZ @TMZ]

🚨 Daejon Love mug shot revealed after fake 49ers fraud bust. https://t.co/33f2hy03q0

[Jake blues @Jakeblues9]

Your grandma takes Apple Pay for sex correct?

[Jake blues @Jakeblues9]

@uscfan981 Is this a real question?

[Jake blues @Jakeblues9]

If it pleases the court, Your Honor, I would know like to do a backwards handspring and then land on my neck

[Jake blues @Jakeblues9]

Bitches be like how did you get in my house and why are you wearing a Jason Voorhees mask?

[Jake blues @Jakeblues9]

You need to dick her down homie

[INDIVIDUAL 💨 @Confiroy_]

ngl, my mother’s crippling anxiety is ruining my sleep. Did I overreact? 🤷

[Jake blues @Jakeblues9]

I’m sure we have nothing to worry about

[2001 Live @25YearsAgoLive]

A travel agency in Totowa, New Jersey, ATS Travel, alerts the FBI that “two Middle Eastern men” have been trying to buy first class tickets to Los Angeles using a stolen or forged credit card.

The men allegedly attempted to buy tickets from Dulles and Newark.

Their current whereabouts are unknown.

[Jake blues @Jakeblues9]

Murray it’s with a heavy heart that I must mute you until further notice. Be well my friend.

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

The Daejon Love fake NFL story reminds me of when my 5’6 friend put 6’4 on Hinge.

He’d match with girls, throw on lifts and show up to the date at maybe 5’9.

Most girls never even said anything.

His real art was switching his Hinge height back to 5’6 like 10 minutes before every date so if she called him out he could pull up the app and act confused. Some would pull up his profile and he’d neg them back like oh just go for the 6’4 Chad..

He had multiple flings and a gf from this strategy

Dating is an art.

[Jake blues @Jakeblues9]

That’s on you pal.

[Saki Hanami Fan @AryanIdolKnight]

12 years a slave? Try 25 years a kissless hugless virgin!

[Jake blues @Jakeblues9]

Because us whites usually use correct grammar, sir. I’m at my cousin’s house. That’s what we would say.

[IG: RealFamilyConcrete 🩸Crete Samuels @RealFamilyCrete]

I never heard a white person say “Im at my cousin house”

[Jake blues @Jakeblues9]

A tale as old as time

[Jake blues @Jakeblues9]

Why do black people talk like that?

[Jake blues @Jakeblues9]

My bitch wife just asked me to pick up her medicine lol yeah right whore I’m way too busy smoking meth and cranking my hog

[Jake blues @Jakeblues9]

Urge to strip naked, smother myself in thousand island dressing, and run to my local Waffle House

[Jake blues @Jakeblues9]

@miloco66 @Browns We ALWAYS suck!

[Jake blues @Jakeblues9]

This is hard to believe. Homie hasn’t fucked in two months with a girl with 66 bodies?????? What a joke

[Jake blues @Jakeblues9]

Shit your pants right now. Do it. Coward.