࿋ Jake Keane ࿋

A performance artist masquerading as a copywriter 𖤐 𝔗𝔥𝔢𝔰𝔢 𝔳𝔦𝔬𝔩𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔡𝔢𝔩𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔰 𝔥𝔞𝔳𝔢 𝔳𝔦𝔬𝔩𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔢𝔫𝔡𝔰 𖤐

[࿋ Jake Keane ࿋ @Jakebrap]

Just so I don’t have to answer any sabbatical questions individually:

- Had a mental breakdown
- Spent six months doing mushrooms
- Caught Stendhal syndrome
- Forgot how to write
- Probably not back permanently
- Love you

I’m so sorry for any messages/emails/calls I missed.

[࿋ Jake Keane ࿋ @Jakebrap]

@EJCownley 🖤

[࿋ Jake Keane ࿋ @Jakebrap]

I’m listening to it and (granted, I’m a bit fragile right now anyway) it makes me sob my absolute fuckin’ heart out.

Oh, and don’t get me started on that calliope instrumental cover of it from Bioshock Infinite.

HOW CAN THAT DUMB SOUND MAKE ME CRY?!

https://t.co/pKeWwxpVmp

[࿋ Jake Keane ࿋ @Jakebrap]

I’m running out of synonyms for sadness.

What’s the spiciest way of describing the way ‘Girls Just Want to Have Fun’ makes me feel?

It’s in my top five and, I’ve no idea why, but it gives me a soul-aching, melancholic, despairing, haunting, sorrowful (etc) feeling in my heart.

[࿋ Jake Keane ࿋ @Jakebrap]

Due to a self-imposed ban on psychedelics the past year, I now end each day clothed in nothing but dirt, feeling nostalgic for periods of time that never existed.

I have a ritualistic, meditative, primal, savage party to the anti-music of Heilung.

https://t.co/JkwiyKUcOc

[࿋ Jake Keane ࿋ @Jakebrap]

Do it, you coward!

[Ed Callow @EdCallowWrites]

Me: *Looking down the long list of important and worthwhile things I need to do for my business*

My brain: “I should start a podcast-based panel show for copywriters called Whose Tagline Is it Anyway?”

[࿋ Jake Keane ࿋ @Jakebrap]

@EdCallowWrites I enjoyed parts of it and it was smart in some places and had a really unique twist on what Tyler Durden actually is. But it goes full-blown masturbatory-meta in the weirdest way. Just weird enough where I kinda respect how strange it is, though.

[࿋ Jake Keane ࿋ @Jakebrap]

*Didn’t get the message behind Fight Club but it’s their favourite book*

*Can recite one Bukowski poem but misattributes it to Hemingway*

*Aggressively quirky bookends that house a half dozen colour-coordinated books*

[Ed Callow @EdCallowWrites]

i have done the impossible: i have struck the perfect balance between toxic masculinity and being a litbro (owns infinite jest but has not read it)

[࿋ Jake Keane ࿋ @Jakebrap]

@copycontentw And I hope it is! 🤞😊

[࿋ Jake Keane ࿋ @Jakebrap]

@EJCownley @MetalHammer Amazing! 💪 Will grab a copy 🖤

[࿋ Jake Keane ࿋ @Jakebrap]

@EdCallowWrites Complete side note: but have you ever read the comic book sequel to Fight Club? Absolutely bizarre.

[࿋ Jake Keane ࿋ @Jakebrap]

Synchronicity.

Been reading The Secret History by Donna Tart and the campus location reminded me of a book I read in the early noughties.

I couldn’t remember the name or author(s) and spent an hour unsuccessfully Googling.

And it’s the first book I saw in a charity shop today.

[࿋ Jake Keane ࿋ @Jakebrap]

Scratch all that, Angela Lansbury just died, so I’ve decided to become a mystery writer / amateur detective.

[࿋ Jake Keane ࿋ @Jakebrap]

Wore a shirt without a floral pattern for the first time in about 10 years today.

A pointless thread 🧵

[࿋ Jake Keane ࿋ @Jakebrap]

@gemmyred 🖤

[࿋ Jake Keane ࿋ @Jakebrap]

And maybe I’ll find a little more time in my day to figure out if I want to go to space or dig holes.

But yeah, I wore a shirt without a floral pattern for the first time in about 10 years today…

[࿋ Jake Keane ࿋ @Jakebrap]

Wore a shirt without a floral pattern for the first time in about 10 years today.

A pointless thread 🧵

[࿋ Jake Keane ࿋ @Jakebrap]

But I still don’t know if I want to be an astronaut or an archaeologist.

I don’t know if I ever will.

But maybe I need to stop doing my own taxes for a bit, and stop worrying about all of the plates that I’m spinning.

Because I’m beginning to hate the restrictions they bring.