Jake Alen

Jake, 32. LUFC. Maybe this is the thing that I’ll never get through.

[bag. @ricebaggi]

This too shall pass but bumboclaat man

[Jake Alen @JakeeAlen]

@Caol_MacCormaic @GameChangerSam @JacobWysocki

[Jake Alen @JakeeAlen]

@Caol_MacCormaic @GameChangerSam

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

Hull City with an EXTREMELY RARE, possibly unprecedented Soccer Fetty Wapping in their first game back in the Premier league.

🗣️ IM LIKE HEY WHATS UP HULL-O

[G_mble @G_mble9]

Harry Kane turning into an 18 deck Royal Caribbean cruise liner the second a game has the word ‘final’ in it is such a good bit

[Cal @SimpGanassi]

KEIR PONY CULL, I’M GONNA SIGN UP TO STOP THE
KEIR PONY CULL, I’M GONNA SAVE THE HORSIES DOWN ON WEST DARTY MOOR

[turbomander (TWITCH AFFILIATE ERA) @turbomander]

me: i just miss her, you know? its been so hard since she left. i dont know if i can ever be happy again
my hedgehog best friend mitch hedhog: a toothpick saw me walking in the forest yesterday and said "damn it, I didn't know there was a bus"
me: *smiling* thanks mitch hedhog

[Lee @caseyleemoore]

I did not think we’d be getting a new live version of “Untouched” by The Veronicas in 2026 but I’m grateful it happened

[フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @NorthernIion_LP]

kill all fake lovers

[fareed @it_is_fareed]

My entire net worth is in third order Rapture derivatives. If the chance of “the chance of “the chance of the Rapture exceeds 5%” exceeds 5%” exceeds 5%, i lose my house

[Leeds Hub @LeedsHub69]

Farke whenever it’s time to lock in #LUFC

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

citizen! at the rally you did not speak the standard greeting of “a-bosh!” but used the forbidden “baaaaaaaash” indicating support for proscribed guerrilla fighter big john you are now under arrest

[SPORTS DRINK: Café & Comedy Club @SprtsDrnk]

every fiber of my hater DNA wants to clown this video. i can’t. my man is just too smooth with it.

[S.V. Dáte @svdate]

More true today than ever.

[Natural Habitat Shorts @Natural_habitok]

Spooky fact: When threatened, Horned lizards shoot blood from their eyes as a defense mechanism. Their blood is also toxic from a diet of venomous ants. 🦎🩸💀 #naturalhabitatshorts #naturahabitat #naturalhabitok