Jake ate Cake

Still technically bound by mortal form. (He/Him)

[Jake ate Cake @Jakejakehi2]

Hating Jewish people because they're Jewish isn't normal, it's antisemitism and that's what the nazi's did <3

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So who do I have to sell my soul to so we can get Alcremie in Pokémon Unite?

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Using AI is free because you pay with your soul

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Thanos could have destroyed half the multiverse with one infinity stone, he just needed the rest to get a random sample

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I'm not like other girls, I see dead people.

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Went 6-3 at Ft. Wayne last weekend. Thanks to everyone who made it an incredible experience, see you all in June!

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No it's not "whateves" you need therapy.

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My character flaw is that I find it really attractive when a guy is honest enough to tell me that he isn't romantically interested in me.

[Jake ate Cake @Jakejakehi2]

#PokemonScarletViolet #NintendoSwitch

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No bugs #PokemonScarletViolet #NintendoSwitch

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Just slept in for the first time in two weeks and I have seen God.

[hannah banana @tinyyacornn]

I was not meant for a 9-5 I was meant to be hot and play Stardew valley all day

[GrayWalf @gray_walf]

YIPPEE but it's JAZZ
#tbhcreature

[Jake ate Cake @Jakejakehi2]

He's a ten but he plays Pokémon VGC.

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Go on then, go on a three hour tour.

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Imagine being the first person to see a caterpillar to turn into a moth and going back to tell your village like "Hear ye, hear ye, yhou art never going to believe this shit."

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I stg some people need to have their own subtitles. It is so hard to understand what yall are saying.

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I don't know who needs to hear this, but it is a sign. Make it your personality. Whatever it is, shove it down peoples throats. Be annoying, it's fun to hyperfixate.

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@TomodachiLunar @BeanieWeem I would die for them.