Jakespeare

Semi-Professional high fiver, amateur competitive eater, and apparent owner of the world's longest neck

[Jakespeare @Jakekelley101]

This is Huckleberry and he's my new bestfriend

[Jakespeare @Jakekelley101]

@CryptoTbf @Tim54242076 @scrowder Lol "furthermore". America has more mass shootings than any other country. How do you justify that, galaxy brain?

[Jakespeare @Jakekelley101]

@MostlyPcfulDave @CryptoTbf @Tim54242076 @scrowder I showed it to you. I gave you the evidence, your solitary brain cell doesn't want to believe it. Show me your evidence or shut up idk what else to say to you other than get some help

[Jakespeare @Jakekelley101]

@MostlyPcfulDave @CryptoTbf @Tim54242076 @scrowder Yeah? You see that on newsmax bud? Lmao you'll believe anything

[Jakespeare @Jakekelley101]

@PrenticePh @CryptoTbf @Tim54242076 @scrowder It's illegal for a child to own beer or cigarettes. In 30 states a child can own a gun. I'm not sure what point you were trying to make, but I don't think you're too sure either. Also, you look like you have a single monolithic chromosome and no, I will not elaborate.

[Jakespeare @Jakekelley101]

@CryptoTbf @Tim54242076 @scrowder Yes, and what legislation have we passed since then to close this loophole, genius? Shouldn't you be losing your money in some NFT scam or something?

[Jakespeare @Jakekelley101]

@CryptoTbf @Tim54242076 @scrowder https://t.co/KpF6l0FZEb it's very easy to dunk on people as stupid as you. I mean you're into crypto & you watch crowder so it's like taking candy from a baby. But seriously, get help.

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

Everyone so quick to criticize the cops in the latest mass shooting— did u even stop and think for one minute that maybe they were too tired from committing domestic violence to stop an armed man from entering the elementary school they’re paid to protect??

[Jakespeare @Jakekelley101]

Cowards. Your "thin blue line" was pissing their pants outside the school while 20 kids got their heads shot in. 40% of Ulvade's budget goes right into these cowards pockets.

[The Associated Press @AP]

Onlookers urged police to charge into the Texas grade school where a gunman killed 19 children and two teachers, a witness says. The rampage lasted upwards of 40 minutes, ending when the 18-year-old shooter was killed by a Border Patrol team. https://t.co/Q11bo5eR6j

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

cant get over the fact that the most murderous police force armed w everything but a fucking tactical nuke shot at this dude and let him walk into the school to kill 19 kids and 3 adults. what more could we haven’t given them? 40% of the towns budget already goes to these cowards

[Dean Norris @deanjnorris]

WELL REGULATED
If you’re going to jerk off to the 2nd Amendment how about read the damn thing first

[Jakespeare @Jakekelley101]

.@AmericanAir Boy, good thing we spent billions bailing your wack ass company out so you can leave me stranded. Fuck you & your mom's a hoe

[Jakespeare @Jakekelley101]

@AmericanAir my flight from Miami to Phoenix was just cancelled at 3am the day of the flight. I assume AA will be paying for my hotel stay since I'm being told that there's no other available flights?

[Jakespeare @Jakekelley101]

@AmericanAir answer me, coward

[Jakespeare @Jakekelley101]

@_kaodo Oh, fr?

[Jakespeare @Jakekelley101]

@_kaodo Go to horny jail

[Jakespeare @Jakekelley101]

@_kaodo

[Jakespeare @Jakekelley101]

@_kaodo @umbrellachildr

[Jakespeare @Jakekelley101]

@beckered99 Who cares who made it, you were gullible enough to post it Chief LMAO

[Jakespeare @Jakekelley101]

@beckered99 Also completely false, but I thought I'd highlight that you can't figure out how basic taxes work with your Galaxy brain-ass math

[Jakespeare @Jakekelley101]

@beckered99 Idk what chromosomes you're smoking but that's not how taxes work