Jake Reacher

[sreeky @sreekyshooter]

Ant yelling slurs out the passenger window while Lamelo’s pushing 120mph in his pink cybertruck

[Ben @Financialtailor]

This is unfair, they're taxing my unrealized gainz.

[Marlon @QueMarlon_]

Those Scots after 2 meals in CDMX

[kyle @knicks_tape99]

He forgets his wallet by the Knicks bench and Jalen Brunson slips on it

[Jake Reacher @JakelEmbiid]

@ShamsCharania @DerekBodnerNBA our last gm: a guy who traded for james harden and it didn’t work

our new gm: a guy who traded for james harden and it didn’t work

[rory🚶‍♀️ @roryofffilm]

me ripping open the bag to my chinese food instead of untying the knot

[Mia “GIRT” Lastname @themiasandrist]

Devastated.

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

Back in my day the stars that blew 3-1 leads would just sign with the team that beat them in a generational villain heel turn that created a superteam

Now all we get is Twitch streams

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

.@BillSimmons

[Sixers Nation @PHLSixersNation]

Put it in The Louvre

[Jason Gallagher @jga41agher]

All of NBA Twitter logging on to celebrate the Celtics getting eliminated from the playoffs.

[Mike @mhc_76]

This is literally fanfiction man

[Matt Carey @RealMattCarey]

it speaks to how brain broken Sixers fans are that the reaction to Paul George’s illness is here we go again and the reaction to the Celtics star player being hurt is also here we go again

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

rooting for the Phillies to lose in the 9th inning so the Sixers can have a chance

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

Every Boston mutual I have wants to jump into traffic and every Sixers mutual is discussing whether we’re going to lose by 20 points or 40 on Thursday.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

“This will be the fourth time the Celtics have shown the Sixers just how far away they are in a playoff series. We have become exceedingly efficient at it.”

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

“Heart-wrenching home loss” was really the only way that Game 2 could be followed up if you’re familiar with the Sixers.