Jake Lester

This is an old man with a history of setting his clothes on fire

[Jake Lester @Jakelstr]

Why is WD-40 locked in a cabinet @Walmart ? And why did I have to wait 10 mins for someone to show up to then take 10 more minutes struggling with the app to unlock the cabinet? And why are all of Walmarts card readers worn out?

[Jake Lester @Jakelstr]

@trixiemattel Electroncé Knowles

[Jake Lester @Jakelstr]

The Summer I Turned Petty

[Jake Lester @Jakelstr]

Did a tick write this

[Lorwen Harris Nagle, PhD @LORWEN108]

A Stanford neuroscientist warns high cortisol wrecks memory, enlarges your fear center, and make your brain feel broken.

If I wanted to fix it naturally, I'd do these 8 things every day:

1. Walk barefoot on grass for 5–7 minutes.

[Jake Lester @Jakelstr]

@pettyasfuuucccc @RedPencilScript @notcapnamerica I swear, for years now, I have been convinced I’m the only person who ever read that book. I have tried to talk to people about it and they don’t remember it.

[Jake Lester @Jakelstr]

@Most First she poked him, then she blew him

[Jake Lester @Jakelstr]

@trixiemattel 🎶 Hello very nice to meet you I’d like to - talk to you about - mold remediationnnnnn 🎶
Is it for youuuuu? 🎶
For me? Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

[Jake Lester @Jakelstr]

@JasonSt77097165 Could it be related to what Maxwell Atoms discusses here: https://t.co/wkfPemi14P

[Jake Lester @Jakelstr]

@brandonlay love the new music man, I have been racking my brain to understand one of the lyrics in Tz on everything. What do you say after “ever since I was a boy ____” and at the very end after “parents front yard”?

[Jake Lester @Jakelstr]

@XfinitySupport I am currently having a HORRIFIC experience on the phone with one of your “support” people. I just wanted to cancel my home voice line and have just call internet and tv but he keeps pushing an iPad on me that I DO NOT WANT

[Jake Lester @Jakelstr]

@ArbysCares listen I love Arby’s and I love(d) the smokehouse brisket sandwich, I haven’t had one in a while but I got one tonight and couldn’t even finish it. The “meat” is mostly fat, it doesn’t taste like anything and the texture made me gag

[Jake Lester @Jakelstr]

My 1A2 KSU simulator is coming along

[Jake Lester @Jakelstr]

@evandoorbell I know this is dumb but every time I see this ad (which is very frequently) I hear Jane in my head say “Customer appreciation week”… “has been extended”…. “At the customer’s request”

[Jake Lester @Jakelstr]

@AmazonHelp you lost my package and the order was cancelled but I have not received a refund

[Jake Lester @Jakelstr]

The only thing I want is for @MonsterEnergy to resume putting Ultra Sunrise 16 oz cans in 12 ct packs. I NEED MY JUICY JUICE

[Jake Lester @Jakelstr]

Hey @evandoorbell i just caught another example of modern 911 systems still using CAMA trunks (because that’s how they were originally designed).

[Jake Lester @Jakelstr]

What an idiotic article in the back of this catalog lol. It’s amazing some people think this is why people job hop.

[Jake Lester @Jakelstr]

@joebarnard Mom’s spaghetti :(

[Jake Lester @Jakelstr]

@altonbrown this is how often I make your cornbread