Jakemon

Maybe some real tweets, but definitely a little funny business.

[Jakemon @Jakemon123]

In the weeks I played Reforger a month ago I learned something, don't talk about an ambush while driving because that somehow places a hex on you to guarantee your demise within the next 30 seconds.

[Jakemon @Jakemon123]

@natoryxm It’s hard man.

[Jakemon @Jakemon123]

Say "Helldiver scum" one more time...

[Jakemon @Jakemon123]

Reminder to follow workplace safety precautions when your fellow crewmates are in possession of a particle accelerator cannon.

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@natoryxm Boat.

[Jakemon @Jakemon123]

@JurgensJaw If it was somehow done well and didn't kill what's left of the franchise I still think more than just 4 and onward would need to be slightly changed. Since if that happens and Halo 3 is left with certain moments of abysmal writing I'll go insane.

[Jakemon @Jakemon123]

Only had some minor gripes here and there but the rest of the game overshadows them as it's still one of the most fun 3rd person shooter games I've played in the past year or so.

[Jakemon @Jakemon123]

Thoughts on #ArcRaiders after playing an unhealthy amount of the playtest.
Definitely some things to polish like quests (please stop making me go to Dam) and weapon balance but It would probably survive if it were released now, given more time it'll be even better which is hype.

[Jakemon @Jakemon123]

Was also very disappointed with the Equalizer because that thing SUCKS against players as other weapons perform much better than it's mediocre damage capped at 200m. It's also punishing to use being a sustained fire weapon when you can quick peek with a renegade. Good vs ARC tho.

[Jakemon @Jakemon123]

Looked at the price for verification and noticed it's not even getting rid of ALL the ads for $8???? As much as I want to get more engagement on my literal garbage I'd at least like to not see other prime examples of garbage when I'm looking for my gimmick account's hourly posts.

[Jakemon @Jakemon123]

I think to myself every now and then "Maybe the world is ready for me to actually reply to any DMs I get and start schizo posting making 4-6 tweets a day" then I take my meds.

[Jakemon @Jakemon123]

@DonOnDawn @CombatDevolved Someone else who calls it their Halo Bible, gotta keep that mf thang on me at all times 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[Jakemon @Jakemon123]

Had an incident a few months ago, a drill team went WAY too deep and fell into the depths just two hundred meters away. Unfortunately right as my ST turned on active sonar. He never got over the guilt so I put in a transfer request, can't dwell on the demise of fools.
#warforever

[Jakemon @Jakemon123]

Saw there's been some talk about the war topside, I almost envy the poor saps up there. "Mariners got it easy" when you're this deep in the cold dark waters for so long you realize you're just trading gunfire for nuclear depth shells and howlers for something worse...
#warforever

[I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3]

今日3/27はうにの5歳の誕生日です！
生まれてきてくれてありがとう。
そして、うに誕生日おめでとう🎉✨

Today, March 27th, is Uni’s 5th birthday!
Thank you for coming into my life.

Please say "Happy Birthday Uni" to him! :3

[Jakemon @Jakemon123]

@giveitupfor15 What

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@helldivers2 F

[Jakemon @Jakemon123]

For my account's 3 year anniversary I give you a Barotrauma clip.