JM

[conor @conor_brn]

Had a dream last night that I beat up Kirk from Coronation Street, just absolutely leathered the poor cunt, felt absolutely awful about it all day

[Rhodri Giggs 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @rodjamesgiggs]

Shut up you negative bellend. He did what he had to do as a coaching staff with what he has at his disposal. It’s up to the higher ups to match what they did last year in the transfer markets to get better. You are such tit you need two footing to the head.

[liv @livvlangg]

Mac Allister vs United

[MY_MUMS_COLA @MY_MUMS_COLA]

GOIN THE OFFY FOR SOME SKOL AN THEN ME AN ME TART ARE GONNA AVE A DISCO IN THE BACK KITCHEN

[MY_MUMS_COLA @MY_MUMS_COLA]

JUST SEEN DAVID MOYES FLY PAST ME OUSE ON A BROOMSTICK

[MY_MUMS_COLA @MY_MUMS_COLA]

BET SAM ALLYDICE DOESNT GET OUT THE BATH TO AVE A SHITE

[MY_MUMS_COLA @MY_MUMS_COLA]

ARE STEVE MACMANAMAN AN GLEN ODDLE ON THE BUMPER CARS

[MY_MUMS_COLA @MY_MUMS_COLA]

JUST SEEN JOHN HENDRY TAKING HIS CHABBY ALONSO PENCIL CASE BACK TO ARGOS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[MY_MUMS_COLA @MY_MUMS_COLA]

DOES SETH ROGAN SMOKE WEED? NEVER SEEN HIM MENTION IT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[JM @Jakemorris94]

Lads, it’s only Tottenham

[JM @Jakemorris94]

@Amaddiallo_19 Hanananahahahaha Benidorm tit

[Neil Warnock @warnockofficial]

By all means enjoy opening your presents…
your mid morning bucks fizz..
your selection box..
20 pigs in blankets..
too many sprouts..
too much pudding... 
a turkey butty.. 
your mince pie and brandy butter… 

But enjoy it by being disciplined! 😉

Merry Christmas everybody 🎅🏻

[Sanny Rudravajhala @Sanny_Rudra]

'Amorim... or if not Neil Warnock or pay the big money for Ian Holloway from Swindon.' 🤣🤣

I still don't know if this guy was on a wind up, but a good sport either way. @SkySportsNews #mufc 🔴

[Gaz @CantonaManc]

I’d honestly put Ruud on for this Zirkzee lad. It’s like having a fruit machine upfront.

[Ilyas Noreaga @IlyasNoreaga]

Brother which sauce you like?

[NS @NS_1872]

Pair of absolute bastards them hahahahahaha

[JM @Jakemorris94]

Trauma

[SP @sspencerukk]

I’m not even gay but I’ve got a special place in my bollocks for Mainoo