Jakeob

You may all go to hell, and I will go to Texas.

[Jakeob @JakeobP82]

#ripgoonsquad

[Jakeob @JakeobP82]

The evils of Lucy surround me

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

The Brady cult is obsessed with stalking my account and screenshotting my tweets so I hope they see this as they try to tear down Mahomes:

Tom Brady:

- 15 years with a top 10 defense
- 15 years with top 10 starting field position
- season ending fumble negated in 2001
- teammate SB winning INT at 1 yard line in 2014
- season ending INT turned into a catch in 2016
- season ending INT negated by Dee Ford in 2018
- 2 Super Bowl wins scoring 13 points
- 2 Conference Championship Game wins w/ 3 INT
- Dogshit divisional opponents for 20 years

Luckiest player of all-time.

[girlboss don biggavelli @rwxoxo]

bro, last night was the 2012 nba finals

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

No one is better qualified to bring this country together

[Brandon @Sthons882]

Wedding Numero Uno: I love all of yall❤️
@the__nate
@Tristansnyds
@E_Drizzle49
@JakeobP82
@gabsters315

[Rr @mphetamemes]

Dat boi Shrek was running off on da plug 😳

[David Waters - Gators Breakdown @GatorDave_GB]

🚨SOURCES: EA Sports College Football planned to launch on July 12, 2024🚨

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

“wyd?”

“none just chilling”

*incoming FaceTime call*

[Longhorn Humor @LonghornHumor]

Texas beats Bama 34-24! 🤘🤘🤘

[College Football Report @CFBReport]

Blowout of the Day🪖
#1 LSU 63
#4 Oklahoma 28

• LSU was up 49-14 at halftime
• Joe Burrow had 7 Passing TDs in the 1st Half
• LSU outgained OU by 370 total yards (692-322)

[U.S Army WTF! Moments @TheWTFNation]

Why are leaders like this

[U.S Army WTF! Moments @TheWTFNation]

Memorial Day is a time to remember all of our fallen service members. We pay tribute to our brothers and sisters!!

Until Valhalla

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

I'll never forget where I was when this happened.

[Ballislife.com @Ballislife]

14 YEARS AGO TODAY 👑
24-year-old LeBron James won the first of his four MVP awards (2009, 2010, 2012, 2013) https://t.co/YuAhg4zx70

[Jakeob @JakeobP82]

100 euro fee to piss? nah we stand for free piss rights around here

[Jakeob @JakeobP82]

Gotta plow a 3 to appreciate an 8

[U.S Army WTF! Moments @TheWTFNation]

Don’t you know, having a high PT score means you are great leader

[Jakeob @JakeobP82]

Good ole 2CR

[U.S Army WTF! Moments @TheWTFNation]

Don’t you know, having a high PT score means you are great leader