A. Jake Holland

I'll never give you up. I'll never let you down.* *not legally binding.

[A. Jake Holland @Jakeovasaur]

Inventor of Twitter: "what if we made an app that allowed everyone to see the stuff people write on bathroom stalls?!"
Person: "like racist stuff and poop jokes?"
Inventor of Twitter: "Exactly that!"

[A. Jake Holland @Jakeovasaur]

@tedcruz We get it. You want them to die. You don’t have to be so happy about it.

[A. Jake Holland @Jakeovasaur]

@Raginglumberjck @avatarofwill13 @scrowder Yup good luck with all that my dude

[A. Jake Holland @Jakeovasaur]

@Raginglumberjck @avatarofwill13 @scrowder So you’re a big Malcolm X fan… ok cool

[A. Jake Holland @Jakeovasaur]

@IAGovernor But you’re ok with the government making other decisions for parents?!? Ok cool

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@RepMTG I mean I don’t know how much you can stand up under that bridge he patrolls… lol

[A. Jake Holland @Jakeovasaur]

@KevonCabell @mackio_ @fightclub678 Mmmm how’s that boot taste?!

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@Dfj__23 @TheNraveles11 @Ariel_Comedy The only tangible policy from your nonsense is low taxes and correct me if I’m wrong but don’t R’s institute massive tax cuts every time they are in power?!? just say you want no taxes and be honest that you don’t want to live in a functioning society!

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@Dfj__23 @DennisO22066438 @Ariel_Comedy Lol yea call out the Dems for grifting… how is Steve bannon’s wall kickstarter working out?!?

[A. Jake Holland @Jakeovasaur]

@tuhwittrman9831 @Dfj__23 @Ariel_Comedy Did you pick all those numbers in your name or just let the computer do it for you?!

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@Dfj__23 @OctaveFilms @Ariel_Comedy Dude has a gold toilet and ran a beauty pageant for young girls… sure not an elitist or groomer… sure you live in reality

[A. Jake Holland @Jakeovasaur]

@Dfj__23 @Ariel_Comedy Birds of a feather my dude… but go off with your #notallmagats!

[A. Jake Holland @Jakeovasaur]

@mcgrammar6 @Robot_Spider @Weldoninhio @Ariel_Comedy Hate is universal 🤷‍♂️

[A. Jake Holland @Jakeovasaur]

@Weldoninhio @Ariel_Comedy Zero likes.. you must be fun at parties lol

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@JoseDirt2112 @eagle2053017460 @greenjonathon75 @MarshaBlackburn Lol “southern America” you mean Texas or the continent that everyone else calls South America bc that’s the fucking name…

[A. Jake Holland @Jakeovasaur]

@MarshaBlackburn Lol dude got lost and you think he’s a hero!

[A. Jake Holland @Jakeovasaur]

@Tgameinformer @Judith_Maryse @lasher916 @SarahBCalif @mattxiv Lol good thing every woman in America votes in every election every time… oh wait they don’t. So I guess voting data isn’t the best metric to use when broadly labeling an entire gender…

[A. Jake Holland @Jakeovasaur]

@dbates71 @atrupar Don’t worry he’s paying back rent now so it’s cool…

[A. Jake Holland @Jakeovasaur]

@pattonoswalt I mean if they were going for replacing the “hotter girl” meme they have achieved victory!!!

[A. Jake Holland @Jakeovasaur]

@ron672937829 Lol cry more

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@Jim_Jordan Lol get a life bruh