Jake Pitches

Live forever.

[Matt Le Tissier ✝️ @mattletiss7]

Interesting that the bbc sack Jermaine jenas for inappropriate behaviour but huw Edwards was suspended on full pay for being… well you know. What does that tell you about the bbc 🤮

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

Just look at that pass from Messi 🤯👏

[Jake Pitches @Jakepitches]

@weareboxt @LUFC @SCOOTERSKIN45

[BOXT @weareboxt]

Another competition?! That’s right @LUFC fans. We’ve got the brand new third shirt & two tickets to a home game of your choice with your name on it 🤝

To enter:
💙 Follow us
💛 RT
🤍 Tag a mate

Competition ends 21/8/23. T&Cs apply.

#ALAW #lifesbetterBOXT

[ben @bennufc_18]

Last season he called out Almiron and now he’s went for Saka wtf�

[PurelyFootball ℗ @PurelyFootball]

Frank Lampard's last 2️⃣0️⃣ games
Lost 2-1 ❌
Lost 2-0 ❌
Lost 1-0 ❌
Lost 2-0 ❌
Lost 2-1 ❌
Lost 3-1 ❌
Lost 4-1 ❌
Drew 1-1 ⭕️
Lost 2-1 ❌
Lost 3-0 ❌
Lost 4-1 ❌
Lost 2-0 ❌
Drew 0-0 ⭕️
Won 3-0 ✅
Lost 1-0 ❌
Lost 2-0 ❌
Lost 2-1 ❌
Lost 2-0 ❌
Lost 2-0 ❌
Lost 3-1 ❌

[adiFamily @adiFamily_]

Any #LUFC fans following me, please retweet, he's diehard Leeds

Missing from the York area

Seriously hoping he's found safe

[Adam Brooks AKA EssexPR 🇬🇧 @EssexPR]

I lost my temper here & I believe for good reason, this perverted , depraved movement of sexualising everything to do with kids has to stop.

What is this fascination by many on the left, to have men perform in women’s get up?!

[MUFC 🔴⚪️ @UTD_kellyy]

It takes 3.2 seconds to RT and help find her missing mum Nicola Bulley who was last seen walking her dog near a Lancashire river she was last seen on the morning of Jan 27 walking her dog on a towpath by the River Wyre off Garstang Road please call 116 000 with any information

[Jake Pitches @Jakepitches]

@Lukesmithh_ I’m pretty sure that those tents were accommodating all the workers mate building the stadiums. They’ve decided to change them to fan accommodation and charge £200 a night 😂😂

[Jake Pitches @Jakepitches]

😂😂😂😂 brilliant

[Rachael Swindon @Rachael_Swindon]

316 MPs each claimed back an average of £1,138 for their utility bills last year.

Michael Fabricant claimed £1,334
Edward Leigh claimed £2,332
Lucy Allan claimed £4,552
Matt Hancock claimed £4,800

At what point do you say enough is enough?

[Jake Pitches @Jakepitches]

42m for englands player of the year 💩

[Jake Pitches @Jakepitches]

@MichaelSjollema We’re with separate companies for gas and electric. Utilita for electric and they ring us all the time asking us to switch our gas to them so we might see what they have to offer

[Jake Pitches @Jakepitches]

SSE the cheeky cunts putting my gas up £42 a month from 143 to 185 when I haven’t had my heating on for two months!?!

[Jake Pitches @Jakepitches]

@MichaelSjollema Why would it cost more, I would barely use any gas throughout summer? Would only be for hot water

[Jake Pitches @Jakepitches]

@MichaelSjollema We don’t mate, £108 our usage atm apparently so they’ve decided to put it up from £143 to £185 😂 gonna see about getting a pay as you go meter.