Jake

[CBS News @CBSNews]

Salmon exposed to cocaine in the water swim longer distances than those that go without, according to a study released this week. https://t.co/wneV9NpMyg

[Ash Crypto @AshCrypto]

BREAKING:

🇺🇸 U.S. new home sales crashed -17.6% in January, the worst drop in 13 YEARS.

[Matt From Cultivate Elevate @CultivateElevat]

Old books give the truth: but the school system is owned by the tiny hats 🎩

[TGH3316 @tgh3316]

🏀VIP UK BBALL GIVEAWAY🎟️

Let’s run it back again! I am giving away 2 UK LOWERS & 2 Wildcat Whiskey Club Passes to the Oklahoma game on Wednesday. Just RT this post, follow me, and I will pick someone to receive the ticket offer. #GoCats #BBN 🏀🔵⚪️

[David Atherton @daveatherton]

The Kamchatka Peninsula is in the far east of Russia has seen 13 feet, four meters of snow, the worst in 30 years. It looks like a stiff wind has blown it into massive drifts. I bet the cars have a flat battery.

Today is a -5.8 deg F & -21 deg C.

Must be that global warming.

[Jake @Jakes_view]

😂😂😂😂😂

[Jake @Jakes_view]

😂😂😂😂😂

[Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre]

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: Hollywood personality Farrah Abraham is running for mayor in Austin Texas for 2026 but didn’t know that the election won’t happen until 2028.

TMZ broke the news to her while live on air, she had a full campaign running for 2026 and had no idea there was no election this year.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: 8 American military fuel tanker aircraft depart from Pearl Harbor, headed in direction of Iran.

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

J.Cole releases “The Fall Off” album trailer

[Jake @Jakes_view]

@WhaleEverything @NoLimitGains @grok Done

[Jake @Jakes_view]

@Mrcryptoxwhale @NoLimitGains @grok Done

[GATORCHOMP🇺🇲🐊 @GatorChompXX]

What a time to be alive 🐊🐊🐊

#GoGators

[🚫 LEE Ring @HBTFD1]

BREAKING: SEC country has canceled any future Civil War 2 plans. The South is untied🤝

[Paul Brown @0xQuasark]

"LSD is too intense bro"

What LSD is actually like:

[Jake @Jakes_view]

@clippedszn Ahhh they mad 😂😂😂😂

[Jake @Jakes_view]

@wingstop why’d yall cancel my order that was set for delivery on Thursday night football!!! Boooo

[Jake @Jakes_view]

This is what America needs. 😂😂😂

[DRUSKI @druski]

That Guy who is just Proud to be AMERICAN🇺🇸

[Jake @Jakes_view]

@CryptoWizardd None of your alts are near all time high.

[*Walter Bloomberg @DeItaone]

U.S. ADULT DRINKING HITS RECORD LOW, GALLUP FINDS

Alcohol consumption among U.S. adults has fallen to its lowest level since Gallup began tracking in 1939, with 54% reporting they drink — down from 58% in 2024 and 62% in 2023, and below the previous record low of 55% in 1958.

Gallup’s annual survey found fewer Americans drink regularly: only 24% had a drink in the past day, and 40% went more than a week without — the highest share since 2000. Average weekly intake dropped to 2.8 drinks, the lowest since 1996.

[Round Daddy @JStreble82]

FIRE MARK STOOPS RIGHT NOW