Jake Speakman

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[Jake Speakman @Jakespeakmannn]

I am one of the faithful, a disciple of the cult of memes

We are going much, much higherrrrrr

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[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

I just can't stop twerking today.

[Matthew Hopkins @Wytchfinder_Gen]

#LettersToBands Dear Coldplay, please let me know when ye are about to release a songe so I can set fyre to mine fukking ears..

[Jake Speakman @Jakespeakmannn]

@Wytchfinder_Gen he's had a tantrum on a tuesday though.

[Matthew Hopkins @Wytchfinder_Gen]

Elton John hath ne'er had a fukking fyte on a saturday nyte in his lyfe the stumpy lyttle bad-tempered cunt...

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

If your life sucks, don't bother trying to change it. Just see it thru & know that in heaven it will be brilliant. #jesus #angels #unicorns

[Jake Speakman @Jakespeakmannn]

Twitter annoys me. But I'm gunna start using it again. Fuck, thats a boring tweet. I bored myself. Boring.

[Jake Speakman @Jakespeakmannn]

@rickygervais do you still get feedback from dickie anderson?

[Jake Speakman @Jakespeakmannn]

@ShaunCundall I ain't

[Jake Speakman @Jakespeakmannn]

@ShaunCundall cundys got talent

[Jake Speakman @Jakespeakmannn]

Luis Suarez is a fucking idiot. Just play football.

[Jake Speakman @Jakespeakmannn]

"@Everton: FT: Arsenal 0-0 Everton. David Moyes' men take a hard-earned point at the Emirates." Hmm

[Jake Speakman @Jakespeakmannn]

@ShaunCundall house man

[MILO BAR @MILOBARLEEDS]

beerd18 @Jakespeakmannn samafish BRAND NEW MILO MARSHALL AMP FRIDGE! 1st of its kind! @ Milo http://t.co/w9amvPk9CX

[Jake Speakman @Jakespeakmannn]

@gskelton_ full time mad bastard. Wbu?

[Jake Speakman @Jakespeakmannn]

@SamAkeroyd nice kit that, dude

[Jake Speakman @Jakespeakmannn]

Not drinking at work means I can find innovative ways of launching fruit at colleagues

[Jake Speakman @Jakespeakmannn]

@fizzer18 great captain and top player