jake (not bald)

5’ 8” local 600 DIT. adjunct professor. sober. I am just some random guy.

[jake (not bald) @Jakewestphal1]

I will not bootlick billionaire studio execs I will not bootlick billionaire studio execs I will not bootlick billionaire studio execs I will not bootlick billionaire studio execs I will not bootlick billionaire studio execs I will not bootlick billionaire studio execs I will no

[jake (not bald) @Jakewestphal1]

Just back to say this Piece of shit cop threw the White Power sign on the Jumbotron at the Phillies game yesterday. Dox this clown. Absolutely disgraceful @Phillies

[jake (not bald) @Jakewestphal1]

@samuelgursky Nah can’t stand the look. Hurts my eyes

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Still angry about how Carrie did this king. Keep ur head up you’ll drop your crown.

[jake (not bald) @Jakewestphal1]

@biboofficial W queen

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My brain wants to have a panic attack soooooo bad. Jokes on you them meds ain’t fuckinh around.

[jake (not bald) @Jakewestphal1]

AITA: I (28 m) am going to become the joker.

[jake (not bald) @Jakewestphal1]

@businessgrunge Gonna start carrying a flask of hot Cheetos

[bort @tacobort]

Fuck babe your pussy is so hard

[jake (not bald) @Jakewestphal1]

“Yo bro first off my bad for being sincere and vulnerable rn we’re acquaintances and our banter is predicated on witty repartée based in skin deep mutual affection and tentative trust because we havn’t had an opportunity to show up for each other but can I get a hug?”

[jake (not bald) @Jakewestphal1]

Dawg I am not listening to Nickleback ironically I am soothing my inner child and if you make fun of me you’re a bad person.

[jake (not bald) @Jakewestphal1]

@JackFritzWIP How about a 08 feel dog?

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@kylekinane Yo we liked the first bit but don’t push it

[jake (not bald) @Jakewestphal1]

@businessgrunge Fuck yes this is the shit I needed. Thank you

[jake (not bald) @Jakewestphal1]

Going through a break up. Please comment ur favorite sad songs.

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Life is gonna be okay

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Moms a die hard

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@bemyserene Thank you 🙏

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@businessgrunge Already had this on deck