Jake

Just trying not to die lmao. saints fc 🔴⚪️

[Jake @Jakey_rf]

Fully just ordered a curry to my ex girlfriend’s house by accident, dw Megan I’m not trying to rekindle... if it turns up can you send it my way pls xo

[G 🇬🇧🇯🇵 @ggh1992]

Ye need to watch this man hahahahaha unbelievable

[bonnie @fwrosting]

if your baby is ugly im not hiding my cigarette around it

[Hughes-on-the-Wold @NotThatHughes]

My business is only viable if I underpay my workers

[tïred and grumpy raven @gcraven10]

I know I'm the only person left on the planet who still gives a shit about this, but shepherd's pie has to be made with lamb. Otherwise it's cottage pie.

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

As an Arsenal fan, I have always enjoyed our historic rivalry with Manchester Utd.

Above all, I admire its identity as a diverse club with players & fans from all over the world.

Jim Ratcliffe’s comments are a disgrace. Migrants aren’t the problem. Tax-dodging billionaires are.

[Thought Provoking Berserker ⚛️🦍🦅 @Provokethoughtz]

Notice how " girls mature faster " is never stated as a reason why girls should be given more positions of power and authority?

It's only works to hold girls to greater accountability than boys and to justify men's attraction to them.

[Saints Statistics @TheStatsSaint]

In the last 18 months, #SaintsFC have had the same amount of managers as league wins (4).

[Nickolas🔞 @ComplexNickolas]

The lion concerns himself with many things

The lion has a generalized anxiety disorder

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Onana can't keep out Burns' effort. Mbeumo's hits the bar.

The Reds exit the Carabao Cup.

Grimsby: ✅
United: ❌

[Wrexham AFC @Wrexham_AFC]

Goal for the hosts.

90+6' | Southampton 2-1 Wrexham AFC

🔴⚪️ #WxmAFC

[Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC]

Memories of a stellar playing career 🎞️

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

This is seriously impressive👏

[Netflix @netflix]

i'm so small and tiny... she's so big and tall

[grass @keepoffgrasss]

taking a sip of beer and then letting out a big “ahhhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what shes missing

[Claire 💙 @clairebubblepop]

I’m SICK of saying it, but I’ll say it again. Asylum seekers can’t claim benefits. You need an NI number to do that. Asylum seekers aren’t staying in 5* hotels. Asylum seekers get £49.18p a week to live on. Could YOU live on that? NOPE. So stop pretending they’re living it large.

[Have EITHER of The 9-0’s Been Mentioned @9_0Mentioned]

WE ARE SO BACK

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

You’ve heard of Elf on a Shelf. Now get ready for…

[Jake @Jakey_rf]

Nobu - Malibu