Jake

views are my own, he/him.

[Old Trafford Daily @utdjohnyy]

🎙️🚨 Roy Keane on Thomas Tuchel leaving Harry Maguire out of the World Cup squad:

"Listen, I feel for Harry, I really do. But what on earth is Thomas Tuchel thinking here? It’s an absolute joke. It’s a circus, it really is.
You’re talking about Harry Maguire. A proper, old-school defender who has gone into the trenches and delivered for England year after year. You know exactly what you're getting with him. He’s got the character, he’s got the personality, and he actually turns up when the pressure is on in big football matches. He comes in clutch.
But to leave him at home and take someone like Marc Guéhi ahead of him? Oh, do me a favor. It’s soft management. It’s not clever, it’s not brave, and frankly, it’s completely ridiculous. He's got it badly wrong."

[pat tobin @tastefactory]

Yep that’s them alright

[Hiroshi Suzuki @AmbJapanUK]

Boddingtons
Cream of Manchester
“By’eck, it’s gorgeous”!!!

[Jamie H @JamieHComedy]

For my money Rooney, Owen and Fabregas we're the 3 best teenagers in the Prem.

Only one had the BOLLOCKS to throw an apple in a bin.

[Raven @raven_brah]

How my wife looks at me when I’m about to sit down and relax

[Beige @Beigerevenge]

Lynx Africa? Not being funny but what about Lynx UK?

[Horace Goodwill, tonicke purveyor 🇵🇸 @eff_hey]

Pep needs to be put on trial, this is like the before vs after rehoming transition in an RSPCA or Dogs Trust advert

[The 44 ⚽️ @The_Forty_Four]

Head would be on mars if I supported a big 6 club and my manager was pissing about with magnets whilst 2-0 down away to Grimsby😂😂😂

[Mark G @TheHumanOnion]

Ruben Amorim taking pointers from a truly legendary sports coach @iresimpsonsfans @EflSimpsons

[The 44 ⚽️ @The_Forty_Four]

Newcastle trying to convince players to come to ST James’s Park..

[dan @growupdan]

If Whitney Houston was from Birmingham:

[maisie @maanumsfc]

Berger, Kett, Minge. Standard night out

[@mrlovenstein.bsky.social @MrLovenstein]

you're gonna wanna see this

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Uno, Mr. Bond

[dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠 @dave43law]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Mrs. Holly Fox-Klaufeld 🦊💖 @_Holly_Fox]

This looks like an fictional ad I would see in The Boys

[bodkin @bodkin2005]

Fucked up in the crib drinking regular bock

[natalia @imniceandsmart]

Just got hired at five guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag