Jacob Lopez

[Jacob Lopez @Jakmaclo]

best dan schneider show?

[AL:* @alfuckuhard]

TAGALOG LESSONS 🇵🇭

[albs @albertoutspoken]

Now this was a cultural reset https://t.co/MfmOO07BWa

[Jacob Lopez @Jakmaclo]

quarantine is so bad i got the same sleeping schedule as this dude 💀

[DeeWhoo ♱ @Almostfvmouss]

if you got 0 hoes retweet

[JamariJonesATL @JamariJones_ATL]

Taking out the trash at night feels just like this 🤣🤣🤣

[AL:* @alfuckuhard]

Hey guys I have retired from simping

[Jacob Lopez @Jakmaclo]

once we get out of here we are actually gonna fuck the club up

[Jacob Lopez @Jakmaclo]

I’m a China Hapa ... China Hapa this dick

[v @vurpp]

ay filipinos wtf is “ading” and why y’all like math so much

[Jacob Lopez @Jakmaclo]

like ik his name is pronounced a-z-chike but my dumbass will always pronounce it is asscheek

[Jacob Lopez @Jakmaclo]

me pulling up to my crush’s house after the quarantine ends https://t.co/ZceUWyp6GJ

[Jacob Lopez @Jakmaclo]

my class isnt ready for the fifty zoom backgrounds i got prepared

[Jacob Lopez @Jakmaclo]

my quarantine routine:

10am: wake up in the morning feelin like P Diddy
11am: grab my glasses
12am: I’m out the door I’m gonna hit this city
12:15pm: before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
12:30pm: when I leave for the night I ain’t comin back