Jake

I’m just a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude

[Rich Brian @richbrian]

see how nobodys on their phones. just vibing with each other .

[James @CaucasianJames]

i just want a whale to shoot me out of its blowhole and forget about everything while i take flight into the crisp alaskan air. but no, i have to go to pickup toilet paper at target

[matt @dogfather]

here is the pupdated list of 15/10s ❤️
https://t.co/KVf3N7y8vQ

[Rich Brian @richbrian]

@nikizefanya we’re from the same country why are u going against me

[Kieran Gibbs @thegibmister16]

I hate you @SonyPictures

[aaron @aaronflarin]

me after one sip of mcdonalds sprite

[Jacy Catlin @ieatanddrink]

I used to think I could control ducks with my mind but it turns out ducks & I just have very similar ideas about what stuff ducks should do

[Funyuns @TheRealFunyuns]

To the inferiors

[Hot Pockets @hotpockets]

post your pet and we'll give them a new name

[Drew 🕺🏽 @Drewfromschool]

This gotta be Moana’s grandma

[Secondhand Mouse Productions @SecondhandMouse]

No one likes our tweets but we're still out here tweeting anyways

[Pancho🌵 @AlyMichStevens]

In my 3 days on Tik Tok, I have found the greatest video on the internet🤩

[Jake @JakobDingler]

Bitch boi peed on my computer

[claire @claireriedl_]

I don’t care what you say but Budweiser’s 2015 commercial will ALWAYS be the best

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is April. She’s the star of the new @budweiserusa Super Bowl commercial. Wanted to introduce you to her clip clop friends before it airs. They really like carrots. 14/10 for all #partner