Jake Draper

Valhalla Fitness Trainer. Writer. Video...maker? Lover of dogs. Follow me to obtain a hollow sense of happiness offered in 140 characters (or less).

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@WWEBrettseyFan @WWERollins I guess kayfabe isn't dead.

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@briebriejoy @Esqueer_ I'm gonna sound cold but whatever. "It's literal life or death for trans people" is just a way of scaring voters. Trans people survived Trump just fine. Be nice if the other 99% of leftists had their agenda cared about.

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@RobSchneider You really know how to ruin your image. As if anyone took you seriously anyway, but at least you were respected. And now you're throwing that in the trash.

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@RobSchneider Imagine thinking the "news network" being sued for billions of dollars for lying to their audience is a valid source of information.

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@IAmJericho Didn't you make millions of dollars by slut shaming Stephanie McMahon?

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@aaron_clarey Gavin Hattersly is the male President of Coors and they did the same thing. How about you keep making up shit to be mad about.

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@AOC I'm all about equal rights, but there's a massive issue with the fact that male -to-female transgender people have a massive, unfair advantage due to a lifetime of testosterone exposure. We do have to find a way to include them, but we are doing it wrong.

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@OliLondonTV Shut the fuck up

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@corybarlog @AnnaBarlog Okay, but is she the one who blew the horn? This isn't a euphemism.

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@Fact Based on a survey where you asked them and everyone lied.

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@RealDeanCain Dean, who did we fight that war against? You understand that we went to war because half of the country was willing to die to keep slavery, right?

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@WrestleTalk_TV I'm not sure why you're putting that last sentence into an official article. No one is saying it's going to be a triple threat aside from fans wanting it. 0 reporting indicates that. And it would be a bad call to do it.

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@hodgetwins Fuck. I'm late by 34 years. I think I'm pregnant.

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@MontezFordWWE One time he just let the Holocaust happen. It was crazy.

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@qwertyop80 @WrestleTalk_TV Are you sure????

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@briebriejoy What do you mean someone didn't just change their minds on one of the most important issues in the country in three years? What's wrong with you???

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@CollinRugg I'm not sure you know how small Twitter is.

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@simonodocopp @commienwosting @davemeltzerWON Koko B. Ware is in the HoF. Their standards aren't some high ceiling. Don't say dumb shit.

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@hodgetwins Sometimes. Other times conspiracy theories are just a dime a dozen and people believe them. Like believing an election was wrong.

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@hodgetwins @elonmusk This is almost impressively unfunny. Really fallen a long way, my dudes