Jake frederick

Why do my wrists hurt?

[Jake frederick @Jakobfrederick]

Nice

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

The House just passed my resolution to provide greater transparency into how taxpayer dollars were spent to resolve congressional sexual misconduct claims.

The vote was 420-0. Americans deserve to know precisely how their money is spent.

[ESPN Milwaukee @ESPNMilwaukee]

Alexa play "Bang the Drum All Day", Alex Freeman just scored 🇺🇸

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[Jake frederick @Jakobfrederick]

Thank God we caught the only US politician working on behalf of a foreign power, am I right guys?

[FBI Los Angeles @FBILosAngeles]

The mayor of Arcadia, Eileen Wang, 58, has been charged in federal court with acting as an illegal agent of the People’s Republic of China (PRC).

Details: https://t.co/cwlxvm4N6x

[John Massingale @JohnMassingale4]

It never doesn’t amaze me.

One of my very best friends is a USC fan and he texted me saying “that run is art”

[George Hugh Hill @GeorgeHughHill]

@Imanicchan1908 Almost Heaven, West Kyoto...

[Richard Johnson @RichJohnsonNFL]

Dianna Russini has issued a statement:

“I did something this past weekend that I am deeply ashamed of. If I have hurt anyone out there, I can't tell you how much I say from the bottom of my heart I'm so very, very sorry. I pride myself and think of myself as a woman of faith, as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and that'll be a home run. And so that'll make it a 4-0 ballgame. I don't know if I'm going to be putting on this headset again.”

[Jesse Kelly @JesseKellyDC]

I certainly hate to distract from the Middle East but I’d really like to hear from all the GOP leadership that the Dignity Act is dead on arrival and not being considered.

Again, I apologize for being a burden and distracting from all the important issues.

[ryogo_tsushima @Ryoppi05670209]

若葉が揺れる冒険の道.

[Aaron Rawrdgers @ARdoppelganger]

Looking at you Packers

[Rep. Anna Paulina Luna @RepLuna]

I am sick of serving in Congress with immoral freaks who abuse their office and bring dishonor to the institution. Congress is rotted to the core and it needs a complete overhaul. The American people deserve better than this.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

Congratulations AG Blanche. Now you have 30 days to release the rest of the files before becoming criminally liable for failure to comply with the Epstein Files Transparency Act.

[Logan Hall @loganclarkhall]

A math prodigy was accepted to Harvard at age 15 for what could have been a lifetime of achievement.

But after living in the wilderness in Montana and writing a prescient manifesto about industrial society, his life would drastically change due to packages he sent in the mail.

[Ethel Braithwaite @Ethelbrait1941]

IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

The Lake Manassas HOA is aware of the current events in the Orient. Code Enforcement & Security are standing by to protect the community from any threat, particularly Iranian strikes. Please provision tinned food and syrup of ipecac (CRBN first aid)

Ethel B.

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Central rural Wisconsin is comprised mostly of medieval villages and the occasional roving band of orc marauders

[Under Secretary of State Sarah B. Rogers @UnderSecPD]

Democracy rests on a basic bargain: you get to bring any viewpoint to the public square, and nobody gets to kill you for it.

This is why we treat political violence — terrorism — so harshly. Once you decide to kill people for their opinions instead of persuade them, you’ve opted out of civilization.

We will continue to watch this case.

[RK @RyanKoenigsberg]

“Screw you guys, I’m selling homes”

[🤫 @1kEmanuelWilson]

I literally started laughing 😂 mid air