Jared Head

[New Orleans Saints @Saints]

Every generation has its standard. For New Orleans, it wore #9.

@ProFootballHOF | @drewbrees

[New Orleans Saints @Saints]

First-Ballot Hall of Famer, Drew Brees. 🐐

[Jared Head @Jalanhead]

@BLED_ Always worked for me!

[Jared Head @Jalanhead]

@WeakAnkleBlake You’re a monster for even suggesting this! If you think I’m learning how to type again, you are wrong sir…dead wrong

[Larry Vaughn @Amity_Mayor]

I'm pleased and happy to repeat the news that we have, in fact, caught and killed a large predator that supposedly injured some bathers. But as you can see, it's a beautiful day, the beaches are open, and people are having a wonderful time. Amity, as you know, means friendship.

[Jared Head @Jalanhead]

And everyone called me a fool four years ago when I cashed out my 401k and used it all to buy forever stamps!

[The New York Times @nytimes]

The United States Postal Service has proposed an overall increase of nearly 8% on the price of postage, the latest in a series of stamp hikes over the past three years. https://t.co/3jzYNt72vR

[Jared Head @Jalanhead]

Dan Campbell owes me a large sum of money…

[Jared Head @Jalanhead]

@BLED_ Priorities, Brad…priorities

[Jared Head @Jalanhead]

@JasonIsbell 1000%

[Jared Head @Jalanhead]

@BLED_ @SinCityAlerts When opportunity comes knocking…you answer!

[Jared Head @Jalanhead]

Thanks @Delta for automatically rescheduling me because you said I’d miss my connect, only to have me make, and then you not let me on because you said I wasn’t on the passenger log. 🤡

[Jared Head @Jalanhead]

@BLED_ Especially because everyone knows I’m gonna win! Already signed the back of my ticket, just to get it out of the way.

[Jared Head @Jalanhead]

@BLED_ Thanks! We are still figuring out an exact date. The fact she’s a Chiefs fan is a bit of a hiccup, but we’ll figure it out. Get your tux ready

[Jared Head @Jalanhead]

Me talking to @wchartley at halftime

[SEC Shorts @SECShorts]

Tennessee fans get retrained to enjoy college football

presented by: @renasant

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Fox News talking about Hillary but make the footage the Trump raid

[Jared Head @Jalanhead]

@BLED_ Brad in 10 years…

[Jared Head @Jalanhead]

@BLED_ In the backseat of his car at a Waffle House in Jacksonville

[Jared Head @Jalanhead]

@nnapier3 @wchartley @ABC Time to go back and pay her another visit! Let’s see if she has changed her story!!!