Roger Ho

Wannabe Comedian, Snack Preparation Artist (Kindergarten Level), and Speaks Mandarin Chinese

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@AliceXbae 哈囉～

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https://t.co/lycCpoyejl

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@xxx77889900 為什麼我出生寒門，卻還會中暑？

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@Hu_Kaiwei tweet tweet, friend, tweet tweet #tweettweet

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Didn't put out a tweet in over an year, time flies. #timeflies

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Apparently the Dalai Lama's biggest fear is eaten by a shark. My theory is that if you get eaten by a shark, you're dead.

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@MrAlexSan when I return, we shall have a family-drama battle, over beer and under karaoke. Be warned, Asians exceed in family-drama

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@rainnwilson @soulpancake 3 words to describe me? Asian Chinese Man

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I think milk farmers should start feeding cows honey because honey flavored milk is like having sex with models, it's that great.

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Saw Hunger Games. #Katniss is totes my kinda tough cookie.

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Does browsing mail-order bride websites count as a hobby?

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I would like to apply for a job in Dunder Mifflin please

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@MrTIMtastic why don't you come to Taiwan and go see them with me?

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@rainnwilson Assistant to the regional manager

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Got on bus, saw pretty girl, she stands, saw high school emblem on her jacket, got sad.

Girls I like are either illegal or unavailable :(

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Boiled peanuts seemed like a good idea last night. Now my tummy feels like a ball shaped water bed.

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@Peter_Awesome Sam Hung still is...in Asia. He's still pumping out movies after movies nowadays.

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Been 3hr and no one I'm following has updated... Could it be the end... Of twittering?

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@SteveCarell Yes please, sir.

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@Peter_Awesome I have a tu-tu just for those one-man cheer squad occasion.