Jordan Albiani

If you can't fix it. Cook something.

[Jordan Albiani @Jalbiani]

@taylorleighford Oh my gosh! Congrats Tay!!!!

[Jordan Albiani @Jalbiani]

@hollywoodjawhn It’s a Bitchass Ligament.

[Jordan Albiani @Jalbiani]

@hollywoodjawhn @CoorsLight Oh my god wait... this is so cute. HOBE! What?! Who new you could be adorable, Annie, yes. You?!

[will defries @willdefries]

ZERO skips

[Jordan Albiani @Jalbiani]

Read that again

[Matt Ford @fordm]

The national discussion around climate change would be unrecognizable if New York City and D.C. switched places with San Francisco and L.A.

[Jordan Albiani @Jalbiani]

So I know the 70s were the poorly named Golden Age of serial killers but just so we are clear are the 2010’s are the poorly named Golden Age of Natural Disasters. @JensenandHoles

[Jordan Albiani @Jalbiani]

Yassssss

[Sacramento Republic FC @SacRepublicFC]

Hi, @MLS 👋

[Jordan Albiani @Jalbiani]

@DCheverere @hollywoodjawhn

[Jordan Albiani @Jalbiani]

@ksteng12 Not sad that’s #modernwoman sh**

[Jordan Albiani @Jalbiani]

@hollywoodjawhn Truth

[Jordan Albiani @Jalbiani]

All the goosebumps.

[Barrett Dudley @BarrettDudley]

Meanwhile, you can inject this STRAIGHT IN TO MY VEINS GOOD LORD: https://t.co/tmoMTVIUmK

[Hollywood John @hollywoodjawhn]

I mean literally the most interesting man in the world.

[Jordan Albiani @Jalbiani]

This is my favorite flex

[will defries @willdefries]

not trying to flex on everyone but i just bought two throw pillows

[Jordan Albiani @Jalbiani]

Also @AmericanAir where is our luggage?

[Jordan Albiani @Jalbiani]

@ClamsAndCockles I am not mad. I am nauseous.

[Jordan Albiani @Jalbiani]

Is GOT just trying to make a case for women’s intuition at this point? Only trust Starks 2019. @ClamsAndCockles

[Jordan Albiani @Jalbiani]

Trying to get @hollywoodjawhn @karliquinn7 @chelseamolina and @MaddieAlbiani to come talk to my students about their jobs. Taking to Twitter to try and sway them.

[Jordan Albiani @Jalbiani]

Wow I love this marketing. Let’s teach it.

[Amanda Meneses @ammeneses]

You know those shows where someone just travels around the world tasting food? Yeah, that's my dream job.

[Jordan Albiani @Jalbiani]

@batesanna30 This is great