Jalen Revis

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[Jalen Revis @JalenRevis]

time to get serious about winning.

[Jalen Revis @JalenRevis]

When Your Boy Got Infected With The Red Pill😂😂

[Jalen Revis @JalenRevis]

@cqrdes Preciate you

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When Men Have Women Friends😂😂

[Jalen Revis @JalenRevis]

@Hectallica333 Did the same thing last month when it happened to me lol. Idk how your local dmv works but mine usually has people who cancel and allegedly you can swoop in day of if you check the site appointments right at 7 or 8 in the morning. Look into that. Good luck!

[Jalen Revis @JalenRevis]

@Hectallica333 Roughhh. Yeah I only got bailed out because my job had a photo copy of my shit. Apparently people take pictures of their license and we were out of that loop lmao

[Jalen Revis @JalenRevis]

@Hectallica333 You can handle it all online if you have your DD and DL numbers. I had the same issue until I just got the TxT app

[Jalen Revis @JalenRevis]

@sleeepo Weird to wait this long to say it then no? Why is Kendrick having a “friendly fade” with a predator in the first place?

[Jalen Revis @JalenRevis]

This Kendrick hype is so funny because the best case scenario for that side is that he knew Drake was a predator for years and did nothing until a rap beef started???? Like what lol

[Jalen Revis @JalenRevis]

@DiBago420 But that jumper tho

[Jalen Revis @JalenRevis]

People need to really appreciate Embiid. This man is fr shooting like a guard. Absolutely insane

[Jalen Revis @JalenRevis]

Brutal night to be a Cole fan. All that “let a nigga try me-best in the game” talk gotta go ngl

[Jalen Revis @JalenRevis]

@sleeepo Insane tweet

[Jalen Revis @JalenRevis]

These dudes ran test for 5 minutes and were ready to cut open their only immune patient lmao who would let that go on?

[Mightykeef @MightyKeef]

We all agree what Joel did was wrong.

We all agree that we would have done the same thing.

[Jalen Revis @JalenRevis]

Twitter is so cooked dawg why am I seeing people dying on my feed constantly

[Jalen Revis @JalenRevis]

@6regg 😂😂😂

[Jalen Revis @JalenRevis]

@sleeepo if you werent there at the time you wont get it. There have been teams with mult. stars since the 80s that’s not the take. The thought of the best player in the league coordinating with 2 other all stars as he’s entering his prime was insane. He changed that🤷🏾‍♂️

[Jalen Revis @JalenRevis]

Revisionist history has already erased how big that lebron move was in terms of changing the mindset of STAR players

[Jalen Revis @JalenRevis]

@kalibholland NIGGA I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST MY LOCATION. I’M DONE

[Jalen Revis @JalenRevis]

The Hulu app interface and functionality is so bad the entire team should be sent to Alcatraz with no exceptions

[Jalen Revis @JalenRevis]

Unironically based. Stop craving parasocial relationships & touch grass. Being a fan of anything/one to this is extent is unhinged.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Doja Cat responds to fans asking if she can say she loves them:

“i don’t though cuz i don’t even know yall”