Jalil Thompson

[Jalil Thompson @JalilThompson]

Yooooo…. Somebody almost let their father choke to death within the Longhorn. Everyone was just looking like

[HighSchoolOT @HighSchoolOT]

FINAL
Hickory 33, Seventy-First 26

Brady Stober's late touchdown, and Isaiah Lackey's three rushing scores secure the 3A state championship for the Red Tornadoes.

[Jalil Thompson @JalilThompson]

They did it again but this time it was for a Christmas party. HR be sending these emails 😂😂

[Jalil Thompson @JalilThompson]

They left me off the email list for the free ice cream coming to the plant. I was the only person forgot out of hundreds of people 😭😭😭

[Jalil Thompson @JalilThompson]

Person at my job got one more time before I tell them they’re built like my boy here…

[Jalil Thompson @JalilThompson]

@M_tha_Don Anita pissed me off

[Jalil Thompson @JalilThompson]

This dude @KalebHewitt2 just said “That was his breaking point cuz” in the group chat and I’m crying 😂😂😂

[Jalil Thompson @JalilThompson]

Pulled up to work and immediately had to deal with a maintenance issue. Then an email chain about a product idea in CA and it’s not even 9 AM yet. Finna pack up and try again tomorrow

[🦩 @kissmyren]

Whoever I’m tore up with

[Jalil Thompson @JalilThompson]

Man I was almost apart of two fights this weekend… after the tension settled between the altercations I realized I only had enough energy for a single move between the two fights. I’m somebody’s real life uncle I can’t do this anymore 😂

[Jalil Thompson @JalilThompson]

@mattryan215

[Jalil Thompson @JalilThompson]

They really singled me out in front of the entire corporate office today at work to fix a problem. Then everyone hit me with “Can’t wait to see what you come up with!” as they left the meeting. I looked like this for half an hour 🙃

[Jalil Thompson @JalilThompson]

@KalebHewitt2 You can’t be talking about me, right???

[Jalil Thompson @JalilThompson]

@FollowSellers Easy there, Bucko. I remember having to sit through this too

[Jalil Thompson @JalilThompson]

Like I knew they were gonna to lose to somebody this season but to lose to Duke as the opener.

[Jalil Thompson @JalilThompson]

They left me off the email list for the free ice cream coming to the plant. I was the only person forgot out of hundreds of people 😭😭😭

[Jalil Thompson @JalilThompson]

@Na_callmeDear

[Jalil Thompson @JalilThompson]

I finally gave in and join this weak Team iPhone

[Jalil Thompson @JalilThompson]

@heyyy_syddd

[Jalil Thompson @JalilThompson]

I saw a yt dude walk into Walmart wearing only a bathrobe and some Timbs today.

[Jalil Thompson @JalilThompson]

Listen, I had 3 of these with @Dr_Tye in one sitting... Unforgettable 🤣🤣

[Gary Oliver @garyoliver118]

You gotta be 33 or better to answer this question. What is this called yall? 🤣🤣