Iain Boyce

A Parallax Faction agitator. Pushing all the buttons to see what noises they make.

[Iain Boyce @JamJarJimmy]

@IainR0bertson hey, can you get in touch with Katt on Facebook (check your messages) Iain is very ill sorry having trouble getting in touch!

[Iain Boyce @JamJarJimmy]

Oh come ON America! You have all those guns and you didn’t fire any during the 1812 Overture? Deary me! #dampsquib #CNNFourthofJuly

[Iain Boyce @JamJarJimmy]

@sonicstate I initially misread this with an extra F in it.

[Iain Boyce @JamJarJimmy]

@Alexx_McArthur I’m sure there’s a saying about not putting all your cunts in one basket...

[Iain Boyce @JamJarJimmy]

@LiamCatterson94 Allegiant General Pryde done in the style of a drunken Withnail

[Iain Boyce @JamJarJimmy]

@afneil Since he’d be unlikely to prevent any actual 7000 year old wizards from playing the part, I think they’d let it pass.

[Iain Boyce @JamJarJimmy]

@PeatWorrier This years Mad Max Thunder Road cosplay was somewhat lacklustre.

[Iain Boyce @JamJarJimmy]

@punkpuffin @MhairiHunter @bellacaledonia It’s a crap question if you’re not intending to use your list vote for any of these. A none of the above option would clarify things.

[Iain Boyce @JamJarJimmy]

@daynasteele @HamillHimself It’s not just anyone that can carry off wearing a decorative vegetable.

[Iain Boyce @JamJarJimmy]

@Alexx_McArthur Is it just me or is a lot of the targeted reporting like something from a Bing Hitler skit? How long before we get, “FIRST MINISTER IN JUMBLE SALE CONSPIRACY!”

[Iain Boyce @JamJarJimmy]

@TreyStokes I did and it was braw.

[Iain Boyce @JamJarJimmy]

@TreyStokes Pretty please, with sugar on the top. Clean the fuckin car!

[Iain Boyce @JamJarJimmy]

@TreyStokes I had the wrong glasses on and misread that as Green Humans. Then I thought “Hulka Burger?”

[Iain Boyce @JamJarJimmy]

Jesus Titty Fucking Christ! The only remarkable thing about this thread is the sheer po faced lack of a sense of humour on display. If this is the prevailing wind, we’re all fucked.

[Iain Boyce @JamJarJimmy]

@Lenniesaurus Bairn for babies up to toddlers then wean for toddlers and onwards.

[Mercedes-AMG PETRONAS F1 Team @MercedesAMGF1]

🎨 1m RTs and we'll make this the 2021 livery. 😂

[Polytixs @polytixs]

@afneil I've got an idea for a show:

"It'll Be Alt Right On The Night"

Can I have a job?

[Iain Boyce @JamJarJimmy]

@IainR0bertson @Bunothanboy Even I managed that Iain and I’m about as coordinated as a Paisley pattern shirt over Burberry tartan breeks.

[Iain Boyce @JamJarJimmy]

@Lenniesaurus @kevinbridges86 Glesga Polis to driver - Name?
Driver - John Howe
Polis - Cos Ah f**kin’ asked ye! That’s how!!

[Iain Boyce @JamJarJimmy]

@Lenniesaurus So where dis he think the Aye, in Aye Ready comes fae?