Seth Ephraim Scott

Only here for untethered Premier League rage

[Seth Ephraim Scott @JamManEphraim]

@AmyGingerHart

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@valleymetro wont respond to this. They don't care about you or your time. They will not help everyone. Two trains going south within twenty minutes means one going north in thirty. No one who works there rides Metro. If they say otherwise they're fake.

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Joanne can fall on her keys really really hard, but she would still somehow blame anything that isn't cis gender nonsense.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Wild At Heart, 1990

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Chelsea can win but they won't, listening in Phoenix, Arizona before closing a performance of Christians @talkSPORTLive

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@talkSPORTLive Building a set for Coriolanus wishing for a bounce back from Bournemouth

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@talkSPORTLive enduring the Phoenix morning heat is easier with EPL

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Since we lost the Coyotes can we get a NWSL team? Com'on, you want it too!

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Home Alone, but the family left Grandma at home and she has to "protect this home" like Dustin Hoffman in Straw Dogs.

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@TheCinesthetic What Avengers is it when Tony and Steve are arguing and Steve splits the wood in two with his hands? That scene.

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The only one eating babies is your Lord and Savior.

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Duolingo alarm clock. You can't stop the alarm until you do your lesson of the day. You cannot snooze without doing a quick exercise.

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Now that I think about it, if anyone was "without sin" they are probably wishing and praying to be crucified. You know how much pressure that is being constantly perceived as perfect.

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Answer me this, please, you can't vote when you're a convicted felon, but you can still run for President? Fuck off.

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What happens to Wesley Crusher after he fucks off with that man that is clearly too old for him?

[Welcome to Twin Peaks @ThatsOurWaldo]

Happy Mother's Day!

[Seth Ephraim Scott @JamManEphraim]

I don't care if you're a saint, I hope you burn alive in your $3 million dollar mansion. You worked hard for it.

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Insurance is an awful joke

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Harass and destroy the rich