ME: Grandpa... I have finally opened my lasagna restaurant... are you proud
MY GRANDFATHER, RIDDLED WITH DEMENTIA BUT STILL TRYING TO UNDERCUT MY ACHIEVEMENTS: Lasagna is the queen. But pasta is the kingdom.
MY MUM, SEPTEMBER 11TH 2001: oh God. It's all too much
MY DAD: Jesus. Did you hear about the Pentagon
ME, SIX YEARS OLD, HAVING LEARNED MY SHAPES THAT MORNING: yes :)
My Oscars take: if Hideo Kojima was writing a script about a woman who was both split in half and made greater than she was, he would call the character Demi Moore
One thing you need to know about me is that I've convinced myself that I could survive most movies (your Die Hards, Midsommars, etc) but I also know in my heart that if I got into a Challengers (2024) scenario I would be dead nigh on immediately
Just went to see A Different Man, and it proves one of the fundamental laws of me watching a movie: no matter how much I'm enjoying it, I'll enjoy it even more if there's a joke about the Kennedy assassination
THE CREEPY HALLOWE'EN MAรTRE D': Welcome, welcome, have a seat. Can I interest you in some Beef SKELLINGTON? Or perhaps some corn... on the COBWEB!
GORDON RAMSAY, EATING A BOWL OF SPIDERS: fuck me
There's a lot to criticise in the MCU, especially post-Endgame, but Black Panther 2 reintroducing the one white main character by playing Can't Stop by Red Hot Chili Peppers and then revealing we're hearing his running mix is up there with the Lawrence of Arabia match cut for me