Jack 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Art thou verbiage directed unto me? Traverse homeward, brethren!

[Jack 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Jamag92]

Paying everyone off in other words

[FIFA Media @fifamedia]

FIFA intends to expand football development funding to over USD 10 billion subject to approval by FIFA Member Associations

Read more here: https://t.co/xRFasdaw2J

#FootballUnitesTheWorld

[Jack 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Jamag92]

@UEFA Infantino on the block to pay for his crimes.

[Jack 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Jamag92]

English family bemoaning the organisation of trains to get to places for the Commonwealth games..

Me: "Tbh this is ScotRail on a good day."

SNL UK @ me

[Jack 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Jamag92]

Stadiums should bid for the right to have him beheaded in the center circle.

[Martyn Ziegler @martynziegler]

EXCLUSIVE: Fifa's president Gianni Infantino is planning to sell stakes in the World Cup to private investors under a scheme that could potentially earn him tens of millions of pounds.
Investor discussions held with figures close to the Trump administration, say sources.

https://t.co/KM6YfUqKYq

[Jack 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Jamag92]

@alexanderrX_ Or how about you improve your own infrastructure to collect rain over the winter?

[Jack 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Jamag92]

Whole thread is folk bragging about their income with an added, "It doesn't feel enough.." tearjerker chaser.

[Fynn🇬🇧🏗️ @fynnvestor]

What’s actually a good salary in the UK anymore?

I’m 23 on roughly £50,000 and it doesn’t feel like enough.

Am I right or am I just unrealistic?

[Jack 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Jamag92]

@Threadsboomers @BasedBroward @CharlieConors Hey, fucktards.. shut the fuck up.

[Jack 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Jamag92]

If this is the face of Irish Republicanism now and not your Uncle Micky with that big oul Irish head on him, then Britain has some serious problems in the next 5-10 years..

[under age mindset 🧊 @pervitinyummy]

Pictured: The law student and former au pair at the center of the alleged New IRA bomb plot.

[Jack 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Jamag92]

@chaddy_will Well spotted, Chadwick 👍🏻

[Jack 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Jamag92]

@chaddy_will Okay, Chadwick 👍🏻

[Jack 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Jamag92]

@JohnMandev87565 Her BIHS isn't going to fully take effect for another 20 years or so

[Jack 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Jamag92]

@boxofnumbers Micky, with the head the shape of a spud and the dodgy limp

[Jack 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Jamag92]

@JanCoet81 ..

[Jack 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Jamag92]

@CharlieConors Oh hey, look everyone! The fucking weirdos are here to take a joke post and turn it into something it's not.

Get fucked.

[Jack 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Jamag92]

@Cheetoignocnito Bluetickwankersayswhaaaa?

[Jack 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Jamag92]

@biggesttrolleu You mean the guy defeated by a balding middle aged man while wearing 3 inch lifts in his shoes?

[Jack 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Jamag92]

@CharlieConors Oh hey, look everyone! The fucking weirdos are here to take a joke post and turn it into something it's not.

Get fucked.

[Jack 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Jamag92]

Doom dealing with the Council of Kangs in the prologue.

[Colton @ColtonOgburn]

I need Ant-Man in the Avengers tower meeting (of which Doom is in attendance) to say how he's fought Kang before. And everyone be like "who??" And then Doom be like "no, this has nothing to do with Kang. They're all dead."

[Jack 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Jamag92]

£10m get in the bin

[Ekrem KONUR @Ekremkonur]

🚨#RangersFC Conditions for Vaclav Cerny’s return to Rangers have shifted, with his departure from Besiktas now possible.

📌 The expected arrival of Mohamed Salah could facilitate Cerny’s exit.

💰 A fee of €10M would be sufficient for the winger.

[Jack 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Jamag92]

Man wants to "Restore Britain" and doesn't understand that the entire school timetable in the UK is built around "Traditional Christian Holidays".

Going to Marmaris for a 2 week all inclusive during term time isn't a Christian holiday.

Genuine morons this lot.

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

Muslims are allowed to take their children out of school to celebrate Islamic events without getting fined.

It should be the same rules for everybody.

Under a Restore Britain Government, ALL parents will have five days to take children out of school with no fines.

Fairness.

[Jack 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Jamag92]

If you're honestly *that* concerned for animal welfare, you'd be vegetarian/vegan.

Non-Halal/Kosher slaughter isn't exactly kind either.

[Mcgregor Mackenzie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @mcgregormackenz]

Normalise ordering an £80 ‘Indian’ takeaway (cash on delivery) and asking the driver if it’s halal before rejecting due to religious and humane grounds.

They’ll soon get the message.