JR

Do good and good will follow you

Football Coach and Analyst

[The Original Lisa Vandercunt @robinwannabefly]

I saw someone’s story time yesterday talking about “things moved fast between us for 6 months and I ended up pregnant even though we weren’t planning for a baby.” I kept scrolling. My tolerance for listening to women act like pregnancy just falls out of a coconut tree is on 0.

[Sameer @oosafarnama]

Marry someone you love talking to. You'll come home to that voice, go to sleep to that voice, wake up to that voice. You'll have thousands of conversations, some deep, some dull, some in passing, some in anger. But if you can talk through anything, you can get through anything.

[🇪🇸 @marigawept]

The funniest thing about this World Cup is when everyone realises Messi is still better than everyone

[Alex @_aleerm]

Yo dando me gusta a todos los tweets de Jose Mourinho:

[ًyeray•♡ @yerayherr]

como me siento cuando alguien me esta mostrando un video q no da risa y dura mas de 2 minutos

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

Between 0% greek yogourt, gym membership, salad and protein it would have been cheaper to be a crackhead.

[🍓🍇🍊simply, me. @Aqua_or_Bob]

this!! esp parents who are coming from abject poverty. they tend to feel that their ability to house their child means the child is morally wrong to notice and name emotional neglect.

[JR @JamajestyR]

Sike

[𝓓𝓾𝓴𝓮 🧃 @fwsodiq]

The primary function of my heart is to love my babe. After that, if it wants to pump blood, that’s entirely up to it

[T-Bg @_iamtbag]

"Connected without internet" is up there on the top two list of ragebaits😭

[ROYZ @royzkingin]

I’m a very chilled person but i’m strict when it comes to my principles. I can’t tell you what to do, but i can tell you what you are not going to do with me.

[JR @JamajestyR]

It does not look to me as if Florentino had any intention of paying €150m for Julian Alvarez.

This is comedy

[Atlético de Madrid @Atleti]

Comunicado oficial con nuestras aclaraciones sobre el comunicado oficial de nuestros vecinos @realmadrid:
1. Se os cortó el vídeo del Papa donde decía que también era del Atleti.
2. Habréis confundido la educación con agradecimiento, pero para que no haya dudas: no os agradecemos nada.
3. Ni estudiamos ni valoramos ninguna oferta por Julián.
4. Cómo no nos vamos a llevar bien, si nos hacéis reír aún más que el @FCBarcelona_es.

[JR @JamajestyR]

😭😭 Father Flo

[Real Madrid C.F. @realmadrid]

Comunicado Oficial.

[JR @JamajestyR]

Clifford
Sirius Black

[Olivia 🎀🇺🇸 @Oliviaiie]

Be honest???

[Sydd @SyddRELOADED]

This is gonna sound a bit mean but many parents are maintaining children instead of raising them.

Making sure they’re fed, clothed & pacified with a phone or tablet in their bedroom. Quiet and out of the way (maintaining)

They expect celebs or teachers to raise their children.

[Sir Mod 🧙🏿‍♂️ @ahmad_smb_]

People find out that you're reliable and decide to just burn you out lmao

[Chan ❤️ @ChanIncognito]

A deaf black man is opening a coffee and arts shop in south London, SE18 3TB, grand opening is 13 June. All coffee and pastries are £1 for the day, go support.

[JR @JamajestyR]

Happy June my people ♊️

I'm Looking forward to celebrating my birthday in your nice black, gold and/or white clothes nice and *early* on the evening of *Sunday June 21ST* 🥳🎊

Any questions, just shout and I will see you in less than 2 weeks!

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